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Bro Strider ([personal profile] plushaeusrumpified) wrote in [community profile] sortinghat_rp2012-11-10 03:07 am

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Leave me here to die

33 sucks.

Out of all of the numbers out there, it's probably the worst number by far. I mean, what's even the point of it? 32 is better. 31 is better. 33 is absolutely pointless in its existence. And it's an odd number. Odd. Odd numbers suck, but 33 is the suckiest odd number out of all of them.

There's nothing even ironic about it. I can find irony in every other number. But not this one. It's like anti-irony in its most natural form.

We're wizards, we should be able to magically take this number out of existence.

Someone invent a spell for that.
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[personal profile] wwistful 2012-12-22 03:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[Suddenly, Murdoc feels like he put his well dressed foot into his mouth. He feels guilty. This is meant to be Dirk's special day and he can't stop teasing him and fussing over it.

He lets Dirk walk ahead, sulking a bit as he does and burying his hands into his new coat pockets as he does. In fact, he's going to hunch a little. Yes, perfect, he is the perfect picture of a guilty, sulky man.

When they finally get to the entrance hall, he steps forward to bump his shoulder gently against Dirk's.]


You look gorgeous no matter what you wear.
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[personal profile] wwistful 2012-12-28 01:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[Murdoc already feels strange and judged in his muggle attire, he doesn't care if people think he looks pouty. Besides, he looks pouty on his good days, so he hasn't got much to worry about in that regard.

He returns the look with a wry smile, poking his side playfully.]


I never said you looked bad in what you wear, I said you could stand to wear somethin' else. There's a difference.

[He says with a small nod, stepping out after Dirk and bracing a little. His other clothes are warmer, damn it.]
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[personal profile] wwistful 2013-01-03 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
As I recall, you referred to it as shit in the first place. I was only echoing your sentiments.

[His tone is a little defensive, and he folds his arms over his chest. Only because it's freezing, of course. Not because he's sulking and pouting like a child.]

It's your birthday, Dirk. Don't you have any plans? [That comment earns him a raised eyebrow.] What makes you think I want to go to one?
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[personal profile] wwistful 2013-01-08 06:48 am (UTC)(link)
A man with a boyfriend? [He shrugs a little.] It's your birthday, you're the one callin' the shots. [Which is to say he'll hate you forever if you choose it because he'd be so horribly jealous.]
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[personal profile] wwistful 2013-01-11 10:56 am (UTC)(link)
[Murdoc rolls his eyes at the laugh, swatting Dirk on the chest in a vicious manner.]

I wouldn't put it past you, actually!!

[He exhales before reaching out to take Dirk's hands, guiding him forward so he can peck his cheek.] Let's be romantic.
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[personal profile] wwistful 2013-01-14 10:51 am (UTC)(link)
[W h a t e v e r. He scowls as Dirk dodges.]

Then my reaction is understandable and not at all ridiculous.

[He squeezes his hands before they disapparate, wobbling a little as they arrive (holding hands while doing it is new to him) but not seeming all that put out by it. He glances around the alley curiously, not looking impressed by it.]
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[personal profile] wwistful 2013-01-22 03:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[Murdoc lets himself be pulled along. He looks around the alley and he's as curious as he is. well. unimpressed. He's waiting for it to look better.

He steps out toward the street as Bro pulls and looks around. Okay, he takes back being unimpressed. In fact, he looks a little bewildered by everything. The cars, the lights, the signs and the people. It's all so new to him. He can hardly verbalise a response, so he mutters in a soft voice:]


Muggles.
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[personal profile] wwistful 2013-01-29 02:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[Murdoc's attention snaps from all of the damn lights and back to Dirk as he speaks. He tries to be subtle about edging closer to him. It's not that he's scared, but he doesn't feel right here. It's like being closer to Dirk will somehow make him fit in properly.

He nods slowly, taking more reserved glances around the street.]


I've never seen anythin' like it.
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[personal profile] wwistful 2013-02-05 04:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[Instinctively, Murdoc shifts closer as Bro places a hand on his back. He's a big boy, he doesn't need to be protected! But he can't help feeling intimidated enough to shift into Bro's protective radius. Being as subtle as possble about it, of course.

He squeezes his hand, trying not to be so distracted. It's Dirk's day and the focus should be on him.]


Where to?
wwistful: (tch)

[personal profile] wwistful 2013-02-14 02:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[Murdoc cocks his head to the side as Bro trails off, he narrows his eyes as the other man widens them. In his head he's thinking over horrible scenarios, but what Bro comes up with...doesn't seem all that bad.]

No, I can't say I have. Those.. are the moving pictures with sound, aren't they?
wwistful: (tch)

[personal profile] wwistful 2013-02-21 08:21 am (UTC)(link)
[Murdoc has no idea. He continues to have no idea as he directs his attention toward the posted Dirk is pointing at. He cocks his head to the side and raises an eyebrow.]

They look as if they're part veela. [He crinkles his nose.] It seems incredibly unnatural.
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[personal profile] wwistful 2013-03-01 02:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's not cute, it's a perfectly normal reaction. He has no idea what's going on in that poster but it isn't right..

He rubs his shoulder against Bro's, indicating that he should start walking, but he can't stop staring at it...]


I've seen plenty of vampires and none of them look a thing like that. [A pause.] Sort of? You tell me about a lot of things.
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[personal profile] wwistful 2013-03-19 02:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh. [Awkward.] Yes, of course. I remember now. You'll have to forgive me, pet. I've lost my memory in my old age. [He gives him a sweet smile so he can't possibly be mad.]

Err. Yes. Well, she wanted me to keep it a secret and it would've been downright awful of me not to. Besides, I knew she'd tell you eventually. [He hums.] Plenty of people are irrationally biased, it's a fact of life.

Sparkle? [He crinkles his nose as he looks around the theater.] If it's so terrible why are we watchin' it?

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