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[plushaeusrumpified]

Leave me here to die

33 sucks.

Out of all of the numbers out there, it's probably the worst number by far. I mean, what's even the point of it? 32 is better. 31 is better. 33 is absolutely pointless in its existence. And it's an odd number. Odd. Odd numbers suck, but 33 is the suckiest odd number out of all of them.

There's nothing even ironic about it. I can find irony in every other number. But not this one. It's like anti-irony in its most natural form.

We're wizards, we should be able to magically take this number out of existence.

Someone invent a spell for that.

Comments

[plushaeusrumpified]

I... yeah, I guess. [He's still recovering from the choking, coughing every now and then.] Maybe if I had this stuff all the time I'd be willing to indulge in a little sap every now and then.

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

Hy am happy to make hyu some every now und den, sveethott. [Chuckles.]

Dough eet doesn't brew vell in summer time for some reason or anodder. But no vorry, Mamma has odder drinks for dose hot summer nights. [SALACIOUS WINK.]

[plushaeusrumpified]

That'd be rad.

[He chuckles slightly at the wink and then takes another sip of the drink.]

Never heard of something that doesn't brew in the winter time, though.

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

Hoh no, hyu brew dis vun a vinter in advance und den it's delightful vhen ready. De summer drinks hy make Hy can usually start de vinter before, but some ov dem can be done in de sam season. Iz all goot fun.