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[plushaeusrumpified]

Leave me here to die

33 sucks.

Out of all of the numbers out there, it's probably the worst number by far. I mean, what's even the point of it? 32 is better. 31 is better. 33 is absolutely pointless in its existence. And it's an odd number. Odd. Odd numbers suck, but 33 is the suckiest odd number out of all of them.

There's nothing even ironic about it. I can find irony in every other number. But not this one. It's like anti-irony in its most natural form.

We're wizards, we should be able to magically take this number out of existence.

Someone invent a spell for that.

Comments

[plushaeusrumpified]

Yes.

If you succeed I'll give you 100 points to Gryffindor, too.

1/2

[notapigeon]

Awesome!

[notapigeon]

What if I only half succeed?

[plushaeusrumpified]

...

Please extrapolate.

[notapigeon]

Am I just taking out the number 33? Or are we eliminating all numbers all together? Cause.. that's not as easy.

[plushaeusrumpified]

Just the number 33.

Maybe preemptively number 34 if you want a few extra points, I guess. But focus on 33.

[notapigeon]

Consider it gone! I promise that number won't bother anyone for the rest of time itself.

[plushaeusrumpified]

I'll believe it when I see it and not a second sooner. And for the love of god, be careful. If you blow up the castle, I'm not taking the blame for it.

[notapigeon]

I'll use this as evidence that you condoned my behavior.

[plushaeusrumpified]

[You little shit.]

Then I revoke your permission to do it and I'll find somebody more competent who isn't at risk of blowing up the castle.

[notapigeon]

100 Points is lax for what I'd normally charge.

[plushaeusrumpified]

Then you can hit the road, Jack.

[notapigeon]

No way. Are you gonna find someone else with great ideas like mine?