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[plushaeusrumpified]

Leave me here to die

33 sucks.

Out of all of the numbers out there, it's probably the worst number by far. I mean, what's even the point of it? 32 is better. 31 is better. 33 is absolutely pointless in its existence. And it's an odd number. Odd. Odd numbers suck, but 33 is the suckiest odd number out of all of them.

There's nothing even ironic about it. I can find irony in every other number. But not this one. It's like anti-irony in its most natural form.

We're wizards, we should be able to magically take this number out of existence.

Someone invent a spell for that.

Comments

[cantstarvethisfire]

I didn't want to act all grown up as a kid. Sometimes you have to suck it up and be the responsible adult in the family.

If I do that and get detention, I'll refer people to you.

[plushaeusrumpified]

Even if you have to be responsible, it doesn't mean you can't still be a kid sometimes. You don't have to sacrifice one for the other.

I don't believe you'll actually do it, so I'm not even worried.

[cantstarvethisfire]

I'll think about it. I might have an hour or two to spare during the winter break to pretend I'm a kid.

[plushaeusrumpified]

Good luck with that.

[He doesn't believe she'll do it for a second.]