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[plushaeusrumpified]

Leave me here to die

33 sucks.

Out of all of the numbers out there, it's probably the worst number by far. I mean, what's even the point of it? 32 is better. 31 is better. 33 is absolutely pointless in its existence. And it's an odd number. Odd. Odd numbers suck, but 33 is the suckiest odd number out of all of them.

There's nothing even ironic about it. I can find irony in every other number. But not this one. It's like anti-irony in its most natural form.

We're wizards, we should be able to magically take this number out of existence.

Someone invent a spell for that.

Comments

[greenmoonrising]

I'm not sure you're allowed to do that. Shouldn't you be able to handle things more maturely now that you're, well.





:)

[plushaeusrumpified]

I'm allowed to do whatever I want, bro.

Like give you detention for the rest of the month because even though I have no idea what you're implying with that, it's disrespectful and I will not stand for disrespect.

[greenmoonrising]

So I take it you don't want any presents since it's not your birthday then, sir?

[plushaeusrumpified]

Wait, are you actually saying you got me a present?

Why would you do that?

[greenmoonrising]

Isn't that what you're meant to do for people on their birthdays?

[plushaeusrumpified]

No, I mean.

Hypothetically speaking, if it were my birthday, why would you of all people get me a present? It doesn't make sense to me. Last I checked I don't think I'm one of your favorite professors.

[greenmoonrising]

Honestly? You can be a bit annoying and just a bit dirty, and I am never going to get over that time you offered to lend me your copy of that so-called cookbook, but all those things aside you're not a bad person. I enjoy your classes and you can be nice on occasion.

[plushaeusrumpified]

Oh.

Well, that was rather blunt.

You know I was kidding about that whole cookbook thing, don't you? Because seriously why the hell would I even... Give me more credit than that. That's extreme even for me.

[greenmoonrising]

I think you're tough enough to take a bit of bluntness every now and then, sir.:)

How would I know, you're a pretty extreme sort of guy. Then again when I met Dirk he didn't seem too traumatized so I figured you didn't cook that stuff at home at least.

[plushaeusrumpified]

Of course I am.

I'm extreme but I ain't crazy. There's a difference. I'm pretty sure I'd get arrested if I did that, don't you think? Come on, you're Ravenclaw, use a little common sense in that gigantic noggin of yours.

[greenmoonrising]

I'm friends with Tony Stark - sometimes, common sense likes to take a step back and laugh at me.

[plushaeusrumpified]

... Touche.

So how much would you judge me if there was a certain book in your stocking as a gag gift?

[He's kidding. He's pretty sure he would get fired if he actually did that, and he wouldn't do it anyway because he still wants to recover from this supposed horrible first impression he's made.]

[greenmoonrising]

I'd burn it and probably refuse to speak to you again for a month. Maybe. I've gotten desensitized to some of that stuff thanks to Tony spending too much time on the Internet at home and sharing all of his findings with me.

[plushaeusrumpified]

A month is less than I was expecting. Maybe it'd be worth it, then.

The internet tends to do that.

[greenmoonrising]

I think I was happier not knowing of its existence.

[plushaeusrumpified]

I think a lot of people were.





So.

You mentioned a present.

[greenmoonrising]

I did, didn't I? But since it's not your birthday I guess you can't have it.

[plushaeusrumpified]

Ha ha very funny. Come on, don't be a brat. What'd you get? Now I'm curious.

[greenmoonrising]

No, that's not how presents work. I'll give it to you in class sir. :)

[plushaeusrumpified]

Why can't you give it to me now? Class might be cancelled today.

Y'know. For reasons.

[greenmoonrising]

Are you going to hide in your room today pretending you're not growing older?