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~~Leave me here to die~~

33 sucks.

Out of all of the numbers out there, it's probably the worst number by far. I mean, what's even the point of it? 32 is better. 31 is better. 33 is absolutely pointless in its existence. And it's an odd number. Odd. Odd numbers suck, but 33 is the suckiest odd number out of all of them.

There's nothing even ironic about it. I can find irony in every other number. But not this one. It's like anti-irony in its most natural form.

We're wizards, we should be able to magically take this number out of existence.

Someone invent a spell for that.

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I do not need a wrinkle potion, I'm smooth as a freaking baby.

What about hair dye. I swear I saw some grey hairs peaking out under that stupid hat.

[Oh jesus fucking christ, seriously?]

No you didn't!

[She goes for the low blows man]

Well maybe it was just the lighting... Or maybe it was age catching up.

[He's absolutely not looking in a mirror right now.]

Implying I age, hahahaha, you're hilarious.

[Good because she's totally not laughing at him and what she assumes he's doing. Which is that]

Everyone does. Especially by the time they hit... 33 was it? Dio, that is really starting to age.

~~I hate you~~

Words can't bring me down.

[Because he's already as low as he can get.]

~~I think you have to join a line for that.~~

Really? Because they seem to be working so far.

[he's already descended into sub levels?]

Well that just goes to show how well you know me. Which is to say not at all, thank you very much. I don't care what you say. I don't have grey hair and my hate isn't stupid.

And I'm not 33.

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