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[plushaeusrumpified]

Leave me here to die

33 sucks.

Out of all of the numbers out there, it's probably the worst number by far. I mean, what's even the point of it? 32 is better. 31 is better. 33 is absolutely pointless in its existence. And it's an odd number. Odd. Odd numbers suck, but 33 is the suckiest odd number out of all of them.

There's nothing even ironic about it. I can find irony in every other number. But not this one. It's like anti-irony in its most natural form.

We're wizards, we should be able to magically take this number out of existence.

Someone invent a spell for that.

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[clockspinner]

yeah
he did
it was basically everything id been wet dreaming about since second year
except then he looked me in the eye and asked if we could still be bros

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[plushaeusrumpified]

[Oh.

Well he wasn't expecting that. From the way it seemed like Egbert had been so eager, he didn't think he would just back out like that.]

are you sure hes not just scared?
maybe you should talk to him.
it aint easy for some people when they suddenly realize they might swing both ways.
been there done that got the anxiety tshirt.

i could talk to him for you maybe?