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[greenmoonrising]

 So I finished reading the new books Dad bought for the family library and now I'm bored...  Dad's agreed to let me buy more but Mom made him promise I have to get some... novels. What's wrong with enjoying reading about science and magic anyway?

Yeah... So could anyone suggest me some books that might be fun to read?

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[cantstarvethisfire]

I got the job at the restaurant near my home, and I get to help out for the festival this year. It sounds like good news, but my neighbor keeps coming to the restaurant and sitting in the area I work in. He said it's so I can learn to deal with jerks, like himself, and still get tips. He also asks if I spit in his food, I haven't, yet.

I hope I get to teach kids to shoot arrows instead of being ye olde serving girl at the festival.

Five Smuppets [Private to the Adults; Unhackable- But also an Unfiltered bit!]]

[plushaeusrumpified]

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[After a few seconds, he adds an unfiltered part as an after thought, because he really just needs to get his mind off of this shit.]

so i hope you little shits all had a fantastic time at the party.
you owe me some fucking lube though.
and condoms.
because seriously who uses a mans condoms.
thats just rude.