One Smuppet

[plushaeusrumpified]

i tried.
i tried really hard.
but oh my god i just couldnt help myself.
parents day awoke something within me that i didnt know was there.
it unleashed the passion of teaching.
im back bitches.

okay no im still at home.
i start after easter.
but im watching all you little shits.
ive been watching all you little shits actually.
but now i get to do it with some fucking authority.
dont think i dont know who to watch out for.

oh i guess i should clarify ill be your flying teach.
sign the fuck up for my class or ill cry.
itll be fun.
well all be high as kites.
any of you lookin to go pro should def check it out.
i got the fuckin moves.
moves like strider.
i can take you places.

btw parent orgy in the staff room.
y/n.

Comments

[shellfishlovver]

Howw troublesome. I suppose I will just havve to be patient until they fire you for touchin' yourself in front of the students.

[plushaeusrumpified]

lets see which happens first.
that.
or your balls falling out of your skirt in front of your class.
wanna take bets on this shit.

[shellfishlovver]

I am noww fully assured in the belief that you slept wwith one, if not all of the staff in charge of hirin'.

[plushaeusrumpified]

theres only one thing longer than dumbledores beard.

[shellfishlovver]

Right noww it feels like my patience wwith this ridiculous convversation.

[plushaeusrumpified]

oh my god.
if your patience was as long as his schlong.
i dont think wed ever leave.

[shellfishlovver]

that wwas a mental image i had no desire for

[plushaeusrumpified]

and yet now youre wondering what youll ever do without it.
youre welcome.
happy to help.

[shellfishlovver]

Not fuckin' likely.