One Smuppet

[plushaeusrumpified]

i tried.
i tried really hard.
but oh my god i just couldnt help myself.
parents day awoke something within me that i didnt know was there.
it unleashed the passion of teaching.
im back bitches.

okay no im still at home.
i start after easter.
but im watching all you little shits.
ive been watching all you little shits actually.
but now i get to do it with some fucking authority.
dont think i dont know who to watch out for.

oh i guess i should clarify ill be your flying teach.
sign the fuck up for my class or ill cry.
itll be fun.
well all be high as kites.
any of you lookin to go pro should def check it out.
i got the fuckin moves.
moves like strider.
i can take you places.

btw parent orgy in the staff room.
y/n.

Comments

[clockspinner]

oh thank god youre teaching an elective

[psiignlanguage]

These are students you are talking to. So might I suggest something?

First of all, please use proper punctuation, grammar and captilzation. Don't give them the idea that they can get away with writing poorly.

Secondly, don't use language. It's not very civilized for someone in a teaching position.

And third, this is hardly the time or place to be discussion sexual promiscuity.

[shellfishlovver]

Seems like they'vve lowwered their standards wwhen it comes to hirin'.

And you can take that as a no.

[disciplewhomsignlessloves]

No thank you but thanks for the offer.
I think.

[plushaeusrumpified]

oh thank god i wont have to hear your pa dipshit commentary in class.

[plushaeusrumpified]

you are adorable.
i just wanna put you in lil cals purse and take you home.
and make ablublublus at you.

[clockspinner]

you saw that huh?
good

[psiignlanguage]

Not sure what a lil cal is.
But I have a mother to coddle me.
Thanks, though.

[plushaeusrumpified]

looks like it.
guess you need to start lookin for a new job eh.
poor thing.
im sure beauxbatons is hiring.
youd fit right in.
so many fine ladies such as yourself.

[nosigntospeakof]

THANK YOU BUT
NO THANK YOU, MISTER STRIDER.

[plushaeusrumpified]

oh see.
the offer didnt go to you.
you have way too many pussies.
ones plenty.
thank you though.

[plushaeusrumpified]

whoa suddenly its like my journals on its period.
sorry didnt hear you over the sound of your rushing vag goo.

[disciplewhomsignlessloves]

I

don't know quite how to respond to that
Well done
Five stars

[faintwaves]

...Orgy?

[plushaeusrumpified]

yeah i fucking saw it.
so thats it then.
im a coward and an asshole.
oh what else was there.
rotten apples.

[shellfishlovver]

Wwhat?
God, you aren't seriously implyin' somethin' so fuckin' stupid, are you?
Howw old are you? Twwelvve? You're actin' like a child.

[plushaeusrumpified]

oh but i think you need a daddy now.
a big strong daddy.
ill be your daddy.

[clockspinner]

are you really expecting me to feel bad just because you got a job here?

btw im not coming home for the hols

[plushaeusrumpified]

sticks and stones may break my bones.
but shitheads with purples words will never hurt me.

Private

[psiignlanguage]

My father passed away a few years ago.
I would appreciate it if you didn't make a joke about being my "father."

[plushaeusrumpified]

you could.
let me pet the pussy in your pants.
make the others jealous.

[shellfishlovver]

Howw troublesome. I suppose I will just havve to be patient until they fire you for touchin' yourself in front of the students.

[disciplewhomsignlessloves]

I think
not

[plushaeusrumpified]

fuck yeah.
hot teacher on teacher action.
we all might learn a thing or two ourselves up in that mess.
might even learn a bit of good parenting.
yknow while we make some more buns.

[plushaeusrumpified]

i didnt expect either thing.
do whatever the fuck you want dave.