One Smuppet

[plushaeusrumpified]

i tried.
i tried really hard.
but oh my god i just couldnt help myself.
parents day awoke something within me that i didnt know was there.
it unleashed the passion of teaching.
im back bitches.

okay no im still at home.
i start after easter.
but im watching all you little shits.
ive been watching all you little shits actually.
but now i get to do it with some fucking authority.
dont think i dont know who to watch out for.

oh i guess i should clarify ill be your flying teach.
sign the fuck up for my class or ill cry.
itll be fun.
well all be high as kites.
any of you lookin to go pro should def check it out.
i got the fuckin moves.
moves like strider.
i can take you places.

btw parent orgy in the staff room.
y/n.

Comments

[clockspinner]

oh thank god youre teaching an elective

[plushaeusrumpified]

oh thank god i wont have to hear your pa dipshit commentary in class.

[clockspinner]

you saw that huh?
good

[psiignlanguage]

These are students you are talking to. So might I suggest something?

First of all, please use proper punctuation, grammar and captilzation. Don't give them the idea that they can get away with writing poorly.

Secondly, don't use language. It's not very civilized for someone in a teaching position.

And third, this is hardly the time or place to be discussion sexual promiscuity.

[plushaeusrumpified]

you are adorable.
i just wanna put you in lil cals purse and take you home.
and make ablublublus at you.

[psiignlanguage]

Not sure what a lil cal is.
But I have a mother to coddle me.
Thanks, though.

[shellfishlovver]

Seems like they'vve lowwered their standards wwhen it comes to hirin'.

And you can take that as a no.

[plushaeusrumpified]

looks like it.
guess you need to start lookin for a new job eh.
poor thing.
im sure beauxbatons is hiring.
youd fit right in.
so many fine ladies such as yourself.

[shellfishlovver]

Wwhat?
God, you aren't seriously implyin' somethin' so fuckin' stupid, are you?
Howw old are you? Twwelvve? You're actin' like a child.

[disciplewhomsignlessloves]

No thank you but thanks for the offer.
I think.

[plushaeusrumpified]

oh see.
the offer didnt go to you.
you have way too many pussies.
ones plenty.
thank you though.

[disciplewhomsignlessloves]

I

don't know quite how to respond to that
Well done
Five stars

[nosigntospeakof]

THANK YOU BUT
NO THANK YOU, MISTER STRIDER.

[plushaeusrumpified]

whoa suddenly its like my journals on its period.
sorry didnt hear you over the sound of your rushing vag goo.

[faintwaves]

...Orgy?

[plushaeusrumpified]

fuck yeah.
hot teacher on teacher action.
we all might learn a thing or two ourselves up in that mess.
might even learn a bit of good parenting.
yknow while we make some more buns.

[faintwaves]

Oh







I don't get it

[purrfect]

:3 < um

:3 < i really like flying
:3 < so
:3 < i guess ill be signing up!

:3 < whats an orgy anyway

[ Scribbled out at the last minute, kitty-face doodle and all, because her parents can almost definitely read this and she has a sneaking suspicion she won't want them to. ]

[plushaeusrumpified]

atta girl.
i think youre a girl anyway.
i dunno i cant tell.

what secrets do your scribbles possess.

[selfhatred]

...YOU DID NOT JUST PROPOSITION MY AUNT AND UNCLE FOR █████.
...OH WHAT THAT'S AN EXPLETIVE TOO?
█████.
█████.

[plushaeusrumpified]

yes.
yes i was indeed propositioning them for cinder blocks.

[thecardswilltell]

...A truly brilliant example of a classy and well-educated professor.

That's sarcasm, young man, because I'm not sure you'd be able to tell.

[plushaeusrumpified]

oh fuck.
sarcasm.
whats that.
teach me your ways.
can i call you master.
and then i can be your slave.
give me private lessons prof.

[grandhighwizard]

oh my.
THIS IS MARVELOUS.
how old are you, dear boy?

[plushaeusrumpified]

well shit.
if i said 13 would you offer me candy.
will vans be involved.