One Smuppet

[plushaeusrumpified]

i tried.
i tried really hard.
but oh my god i just couldnt help myself.
parents day awoke something within me that i didnt know was there.
it unleashed the passion of teaching.
im back bitches.

okay no im still at home.
i start after easter.
but im watching all you little shits.
ive been watching all you little shits actually.
but now i get to do it with some fucking authority.
dont think i dont know who to watch out for.

oh i guess i should clarify ill be your flying teach.
sign the fuck up for my class or ill cry.
itll be fun.
well all be high as kites.
any of you lookin to go pro should def check it out.
i got the fuckin moves.
moves like strider.
i can take you places.

btw parent orgy in the staff room.
y/n.

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[plushaeusrumpified]

whoa hey.
no you know what.
i didnt think you had it in you to even say something like that.
five points to that house youre in.
wait no i cant do that can i.
since im not there.
well fuck ok.
its the thought that counts right.

anyway yeah i know theyre your fucking parents.
but still theyre shit if thats what they think.
and you know what.
when you graduate you should beat em to the punch.
strike out on your own before they can kick you out.
hell i bet i could get you some work.
you like puppets right.

[faintwaves]

Puppets?

Like Pinocchio?

[plushaeusrumpified]

hehehe.
well.
a part of them damn sure does grow.
i like that comparison.

[faintwaves]

.......I think that I wouldn't like your puppets



Thank you, though