One Smuppet

[plushaeusrumpified]

i tried.
i tried really hard.
but oh my god i just couldnt help myself.
parents day awoke something within me that i didnt know was there.
it unleashed the passion of teaching.
im back bitches.

okay no im still at home.
i start after easter.
but im watching all you little shits.
ive been watching all you little shits actually.
but now i get to do it with some fucking authority.
dont think i dont know who to watch out for.

oh i guess i should clarify ill be your flying teach.
sign the fuck up for my class or ill cry.
itll be fun.
well all be high as kites.
any of you lookin to go pro should def check it out.
i got the fuckin moves.
moves like strider.
i can take you places.

btw parent orgy in the staff room.
y/n.

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[plushaeusrumpified]

shit youre right.
you think i should lay the urban dictionary version.
or shit maybe the one from encyclopedia dramatica.
thatd make it real interesting up in this shit.

[faintwaves]

I've never heard of those books. Are they wizard books?

[plushaeusrumpified]

yes.
you have to go on a dangerous quest to find them.
they are at the center of a giant web.
its dangerous to go alone.
you need a spell of protection.
the incantation is malwarebytes.
practice it then maybe we can finish this lesson.

[faintwaves]

...That's a lie!

You're talking about computers. So it's on the internet? My parents don't let me on the internet...

[plushaeusrumpified]

oh so youre not a dumb pureblood.
my bad my bad.
man they sound so fun.
can i come and live with you.
will they adopt me.

[faintwaves]

They're muggles...even if they're not around much, they don't like wizards coming into the house, so I don't think they would.

[plushaeusrumpified]

did you just imply your own parents dont want you.

[faintwaves]

oh!

not me, I didn't mean me!




They just pretend I'm not a witch!

[plushaeusrumpified]

implicationsimplicationsimplicationsimplicationsimplicationsimplicationsimplicationsimplicationsimplicationsimplicationsimplicationsimplicationsimplicationsimplicationsimplicationsimplicationsimplicationsimplicationsimplicationsimplicationsimplicationsimplicationsimplicationsimplicationsimplicationsimplications

dictionary definition right the fuck now.

[faintwaves]

....................




An implying, or that which is implied, but not expressed; an inference, or something which may fairly be understood, though not expressed in words.



they think I'm defective don't they

[plushaeusrumpified]

alright lemme get my magnifying glass and work my fucking therapeutical strider magic up in here.

if they think youre fucking defective because you can do magic then you know what.
they can fuck right the hell off.
theres nothing wrong with being magical.
youre not defective.
dont even fucking think you are or im giving you a big fat fucking detention when i get to that school.
fuck them.
they dont know jack shit.
youre better off without them anyway.

[faintwaves]

...I don't want detention

but they're my parents

I can't just tell them to fuck off

[plushaeusrumpified]

whoa hey.
no you know what.
i didnt think you had it in you to even say something like that.
five points to that house youre in.
wait no i cant do that can i.
since im not there.
well fuck ok.
its the thought that counts right.

anyway yeah i know theyre your fucking parents.
but still theyre shit if thats what they think.
and you know what.
when you graduate you should beat em to the punch.
strike out on your own before they can kick you out.
hell i bet i could get you some work.
you like puppets right.

[faintwaves]

Puppets?

Like Pinocchio?

[plushaeusrumpified]

hehehe.
well.
a part of them damn sure does grow.
i like that comparison.

[faintwaves]

.......I think that I wouldn't like your puppets



Thank you, though