One Smuppet

[plushaeusrumpified]

i tried.
i tried really hard.
but oh my god i just couldnt help myself.
parents day awoke something within me that i didnt know was there.
it unleashed the passion of teaching.
im back bitches.

okay no im still at home.
i start after easter.
but im watching all you little shits.
ive been watching all you little shits actually.
but now i get to do it with some fucking authority.
dont think i dont know who to watch out for.

oh i guess i should clarify ill be your flying teach.
sign the fuck up for my class or ill cry.
itll be fun.
well all be high as kites.
any of you lookin to go pro should def check it out.
i got the fuckin moves.
moves like strider.
i can take you places.

btw parent orgy in the staff room.
y/n.

Comments

Re: private

[psiignlanguage]

I hope that's not a jab at me.
And for the record, I'm pretty sure the aforementioned sticks are about the size of your mother's ass, which I hear is the size of Jupiter.

Re: private

[plushaeusrumpified]

yes my mother does have a huge ass.
but only because shes terminal.
her ass cheeks are cancerous.
thank you for fucking reminding me.
im depressed now.
looks like it just became a drinking night.

Re: private

[psiignlanguage]

Pretty sure the cure for that is my dick.

[What did you do, Bro. You got Cyrus to be snarky.]

Re: private

[plushaeusrumpified]

and did i mention my ass cheeks are terminal too.
hit me with it baby.

Re: private

[psiignlanguage]

Sorry, it's a one patient wang. And it's been spoken for.

[Oh god, thankfully you can't see his face.]

Re: private

[plushaeusrumpified]

its selfish of you to keep your miraculous jesus dick to yourself you know.
its selfish and you should be ashamed.

Re: private

[psiignlanguage]

Sorry, it only cures once.

Re: private

[plushaeusrumpified]

read the bible.
it might give it more juice.
i hear its like a battery for miracle dicks.

Re: private

[psiignlanguage]

I doubt that will do anything for me.
Hellenic Pagan, sorry.

Re: private

[plushaeusrumpified]

wait then im calling bullshit because only jesus could jizz miracles.
you dirty little liar.

Re: private

[psiignlanguage]

You'd be surprised what the Greek pantheon can do.

Re: private

[plushaeusrumpified]

hmmm.
wanna show me.
i might be willing to convert.
if im satisfied.

Re: private

[psiignlanguage]

Lewd.

Re: private

[plushaeusrumpified]

is that a yes.

Re: private

[psiignlanguage]

No.

Re: private

[plushaeusrumpified]

you just did your religion a huge disservice.
i was so close to converting.

Re: private

[psiignlanguage]

We don't aim to convert people.
That's not how it works.

Re: private

[plushaeusrumpified]

who cares.
teach me your ways.
i want your religion inside me.

Re: private

[psiignlanguage]

No.

Re: private

[plushaeusrumpified]

yes.

Re: private

[psiignlanguage]

Stop it.