One Smuppet

[plushaeusrumpified]

i tried.
i tried really hard.
but oh my god i just couldnt help myself.
parents day awoke something within me that i didnt know was there.
it unleashed the passion of teaching.
im back bitches.

okay no im still at home.
i start after easter.
but im watching all you little shits.
ive been watching all you little shits actually.
but now i get to do it with some fucking authority.
dont think i dont know who to watch out for.

oh i guess i should clarify ill be your flying teach.
sign the fuck up for my class or ill cry.
itll be fun.
well all be high as kites.
any of you lookin to go pro should def check it out.
i got the fuckin moves.
moves like strider.
i can take you places.

btw parent orgy in the staff room.
y/n.

Comments

[plushaeusrumpified]

yep i knew it.
i thought so.
totally called it.
the cat faces gave it away.
or you were just a really adorable boy.
it couldve gone either way.
hot damn and you represent gryff.
good. i need more lions in my class.
of which i have only you now.
way to go.

yes there are.
there are secrets in every scribble.
tell me your secrets.

[purrfect]

:3 < hehe thank you i think!

:3 < nooo it was just a dumb off-topic thought
:3 < i dont have secrets!!

[plushaeusrumpified]

whatever kitkat.
im sure it wasnt that interesting anyway.
i bet it was about litter boxes wasnt it.

[purrfect]

:3 < what??
:3 < what kinds of secrets can you even have about litter boxes!
:3 < theyre not purrticularly mysterious!

[plushaeusrumpified]

whatre you talking about.
of course theyre fucking mysterious.
you can bury all kinds of shit in there.

[purrfect]

:3 < eww!!
:3 < you dont have to be gross!

[plushaeusrumpified]

or maybe youre just dirty minded.

[purrfect]

:3 < then
:3 < you dont have to swear!
:3 < arent you suppawsed to be really strict and purrfessional around students??

[plushaeusrumpified]

yo you tryin to tell me how to do my job little kitty.
do i need to get you fixed.