One Smuppet

[plushaeusrumpified]

i tried.
i tried really hard.
but oh my god i just couldnt help myself.
parents day awoke something within me that i didnt know was there.
it unleashed the passion of teaching.
im back bitches.

okay no im still at home.
i start after easter.
but im watching all you little shits.
ive been watching all you little shits actually.
but now i get to do it with some fucking authority.
dont think i dont know who to watch out for.

oh i guess i should clarify ill be your flying teach.
sign the fuck up for my class or ill cry.
itll be fun.
well all be high as kites.
any of you lookin to go pro should def check it out.
i got the fuckin moves.
moves like strider.
i can take you places.

btw parent orgy in the staff room.
y/n.

Comments

[plushaeusrumpified]

oh but i think you need a daddy now.
a big strong daddy.
ill be your daddy.

Private

[psiignlanguage]

My father passed away a few years ago.
I would appreciate it if you didn't make a joke about being my "father."

private

[plushaeusrumpified]

wow way to kill the mood.
now i just wanna ablublublu more.
damn you.
damn you for giving me feels.

ablublublu tragic backstory.

Re: private

[psiignlanguage]

If you're expecting me to tell you how it happened, think again.

Just because you seem to be open about discussing personal matters publicly, what with your request for an orgy and all, does not mean others will be as accepting.

private

[plushaeusrumpified]

did i say anything about wanting to know how it happened.
its not my fault you wanna talk about it while pretending you dont.

Re: private

[psiignlanguage]

Drop the father topic, please.

I'm just more focused on why you thought it was a good idea to discuss sex so openly. You might make the students think you're available.

private

[plushaeusrumpified]

fine but only because youre just so god damn polite about it jesus christ.

no pedo bro.
keepin it strictly professional.
if you know what i mean.

Re: private

[psiignlanguage]

How on earth are orgies professional?

Re: private

[plushaeusrumpified]

im a professional at what i do.
youre a professional at what you do.
do you see where im going with this.

Re: private

[psiignlanguage]

I hope you're not telling me you're a prostitute.

Re: private

[plushaeusrumpified]

well damn youre not as innocent as i thought.
a+
didnt think you had it in you.

Re: private

[psiignlanguage]

Just because I'm an educator does not mean I'm oblivious.

Re: private

[plushaeusrumpified]

considering im an educator now i would hope the fuck not.
then again im new at this.
for all i know becoming a teacher automatically jams a stick up your ass the size of texas.

Re: private

[psiignlanguage]

I hope that's not a jab at me.
And for the record, I'm pretty sure the aforementioned sticks are about the size of your mother's ass, which I hear is the size of Jupiter.

Re: private

[plushaeusrumpified]

yes my mother does have a huge ass.
but only because shes terminal.
her ass cheeks are cancerous.
thank you for fucking reminding me.
im depressed now.
looks like it just became a drinking night.

Re: private

[psiignlanguage]

Pretty sure the cure for that is my dick.

[What did you do, Bro. You got Cyrus to be snarky.]

Re: private

[plushaeusrumpified]

and did i mention my ass cheeks are terminal too.
hit me with it baby.

Re: private

[psiignlanguage]

Sorry, it's a one patient wang. And it's been spoken for.

[Oh god, thankfully you can't see his face.]

Re: private

[plushaeusrumpified]

its selfish of you to keep your miraculous jesus dick to yourself you know.
its selfish and you should be ashamed.

Re: private

[psiignlanguage]

Sorry, it only cures once.

Re: private

[plushaeusrumpified]

read the bible.
it might give it more juice.
i hear its like a battery for miracle dicks.

Re: private

[psiignlanguage]

I doubt that will do anything for me.
Hellenic Pagan, sorry.

Re: private

[plushaeusrumpified]

wait then im calling bullshit because only jesus could jizz miracles.
you dirty little liar.

Re: private

[psiignlanguage]

You'd be surprised what the Greek pantheon can do.

Re: private

[plushaeusrumpified]

hmmm.
wanna show me.
i might be willing to convert.
if im satisfied.