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[puckinyourmom]

Listen up, Slytherins.

I don't care if your parents are wizards or muggles or chimps or whatever. I care about the game next weekend, and I care about bringing it so hard Ravenclaw cries. On my team, we judge you on your badassness, not who your parents are. So you guys can either not be dicks or you can not play.

I want you on the pitch right after dinner.

Comments

[yanderedere]

Blunt, but...

It is good to see an attitude like that coming from the Slytherin quidditch captain.

5 points for setting a good example.

[puckinyourmom]

[He can't even remember the last time he earned points outside of a Quidditch game...]

Really? Thanks, Professor.

[bluhbluhhugewitch]

8laaaaaaaah.
You're a slave driver!

[puckinyourmom]

Get over it.

[bluhbluhhugewitch]

8uuuuuuuut if we win this game..........

[puckinyourmom]

When. And what?

[bluhbluhhugewitch]

WHEN. Right.
Won't that put us in the lead?

[puckinyourmom]

Yeah, obviously.

[bluhbluhhugewitch]

Then let's 8e honest, they're pretty much out-matched.

[puckinyourmom]

Well, yeah. But Hufflepuff's ahead of us right now, so we still have to watch out for them.

[bluhbluhhugewitch]

Watch out, or ensure?

[puckinyourmom]

Natalya's just as vicious.

[bluhbluhhugewitch]

So may8e she needs to 8e taken down a notch or 8.

[puckinyourmom]

Good attitude. We'll kick her ass too.

[plastic_spastic]

You guys better make them cry.

[puckinyourmom]

It's not even a question.

[bluhbluhhugewitch]

[ inb4 she takes it way too close to heart and does something awful before a match. ]

There won't 8e anything left to kick!

[puckinyourmom]

Let's do it, second year running!

[ladyliberty]

What a rousing speech.

[mo_cara]

Oh DuDe Ok BuT i'M pAnTs On A mOtHeRfUcKiN bRoOm.

[puckinyourmom]

Is it turning you on?

[puckinyourmom]

Mostly talking to the team, Gamzee.

[ladyliberty]

No, but I could go for a little bludgerball and then maybe we can talk.

[puckinyourmom]

Didn't you pay attention? I have practice with the team.

[ladyliberty]

All week?