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[puckinyourmom]

Listen up, Slytherins.

I don't care if your parents are wizards or muggles or chimps or whatever. I care about the game next weekend, and I care about bringing it so hard Ravenclaw cries. On my team, we judge you on your badassness, not who your parents are. So you guys can either not be dicks or you can not play.

I want you on the pitch right after dinner.

Comments

[yanderedere]

Blunt, but...

It is good to see an attitude like that coming from the Slytherin quidditch captain.

5 points for setting a good example.

[bluhbluhhugewitch]

8laaaaaaaah.
You're a slave driver!

[plastic_spastic]

You guys better make them cry.

[ladyliberty]

What a rousing speech.

[mo_cara]

Oh DuDe Ok BuT i'M pAnTs On A mOtHeRfUcKiN bRoOm.

[nunganunga_k_o]

Right-o, that is the spirit. And I don't think Vati is a chimp, but I would not be surprised.