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[puckinyourmom]

Listen up, Slytherins.

I don't care if your parents are wizards or muggles or chimps or whatever. I care about the game next weekend, and I care about bringing it so hard Ravenclaw cries. On my team, we judge you on your badassness, not who your parents are. So you guys can either not be dicks or you can not play.

I want you on the pitch right after dinner.

Comments

[puckinyourmom]

The fuck are you talking about? I didn't do anything!

[thisonetime_withkeith]

yeah right! i aint imaginin things puck! i just read everything!

[puckinyourmom]

What about her? She started it.

doot doot one mad icon forever.

[thisonetime_withkeith]

and i bet you had somethin to do with it somehow!

and it aint like you were sayin no either!

[puckinyourmom]

Neither was she, until she got busted. She's playing you, obviously.

[thisonetime_withkeith]

know what? i dont believe ya.

i think the only one playin me is you, pretendin to be my friend!

[puckinyourmom]

Are you even here, Ellis? She was hitting on me, it's a fact.