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[puckinyourmom]

Listen up, Slytherins.

I don't care if your parents are wizards or muggles or chimps or whatever. I care about the game next weekend, and I care about bringing it so hard Ravenclaw cries. On my team, we judge you on your badassness, not who your parents are. So you guys can either not be dicks or you can not play.

I want you on the pitch right after dinner.

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[ladyliberty]

I didn't even realize you wanted me so bad.

[puckinyourmom]

How are you even making this about me? This whole thing is just you being a bitch and then pretending you're not.

[ladyliberty]

Rude much?

[puckinyourmom]

Still true.

[ladyliberty]

In your dreams.

[puckinyourmom]

Yeah, all I dream about is you being a psycho.

[ladyliberty]

A psycho who can't get over your dick, apparently.

[puckinyourmom]

Fine, I don't care. I don't have time for your shit. Have fun with your new ragdoll.

[ladyliberty]

Have fun with your fire crabs.

[puckinyourmom]

[omg he took care of that forever ago!!!]

I don't have fire crabs.

[ladyliberty]

Oh, congrats!

[puckinyourmom]

Thanks.

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[thisonetime_withkeith]

HEY, DON'T CALL HER THAT!

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[puckinyourmom]

Oh my god, will you take your nuts out of her pocket?

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[thisonetime_withkeith]

They ain't in her pocket, they're in my pants... dumbass...

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[thisonetime_withkeith]

Now ya heard what I said, don't ever call her that again, you hear me?

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[puckinyourmom]

Or what?

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[thisonetime_withkeith]

Ya really wanna go there? You're really gonna make me say it?

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[puckinyourmom]

Why? Do you need to ask Amelia's permission first?

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[thisonetime_withkeith]

... Nope.

Just can't believe you're really gonna throw away our friendship like this, s'all. Ya can't even apologize. And you're makin' me say something I really wish I didn't need t'say.

But if you ever call her that- or anything, ever again, I'mma kick your ass!

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[puckinyourmom]

What do you want me to apologize for? I didn't do anything!

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[thisonetime_withkeith]

And there ya go lying! God, man. Ya can't just drop it, ya gotta make it all worse! I can't even believe you!

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[puckinyourmom]

What did I do? I called you a puss, she agreed, and now you're both pissed at me over something that didn't even happen.

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[thisonetime_withkeith]

What? No she didn't! You're honestly tryin' to convince me that this is Amelia's fault!

I bet everything I own that ya would've... done it with her, if ya had the chance! Even though ya know good and well we've got somethin' going on!

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[puckinyourmom]

I shouldn't even have to, because it is!

If we did, it would be both our faults, so why are you just mad at me?