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[puckinyourmom]

Listen up, Slytherins.

I don't care if your parents are wizards or muggles or chimps or whatever. I care about the game next weekend, and I care about bringing it so hard Ravenclaw cries. On my team, we judge you on your badassness, not who your parents are. So you guys can either not be dicks or you can not play.

I want you on the pitch right after dinner.

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[thisonetime_withkeith]

And there ya go lying! God, man. Ya can't just drop it, ya gotta make it all worse! I can't even believe you!

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[puckinyourmom]

What did I do? I called you a puss, she agreed, and now you're both pissed at me over something that didn't even happen.

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[thisonetime_withkeith]

What? No she didn't! You're honestly tryin' to convince me that this is Amelia's fault!

I bet everything I own that ya would've... done it with her, if ya had the chance! Even though ya know good and well we've got somethin' going on!

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[puckinyourmom]

I shouldn't even have to, because it is!

If we did, it would be both our faults, so why are you just mad at me?

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[thisonetime_withkeith]

Cuz it's your fault!

You're the one with the reputation for this kinda thing. I've just been ignorin' all the things people say about ya! But now I know they're true... I just can't believe ya were tryin' do to that to me!

What'd I ever do to you? Nothin'!

But I can name a bunch'a crap you've done to me ever since we've known each other. But I've ignored it. But not this. Not anymore, I'm sick of it!

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[puckinyourmom]

In case you forgot, she's a person and she can make decisions without my help.

Like what? I haven't done shit to you.

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[thisonetime_withkeith]

Whatever...

And hell yeah ya have! Ya treat me like crap all the time. For starters, ya call me names like 'puss' all the time! And ya treat me like I'm stupid, and I ain't!

But this is the last straw! I ain't lettin' you call me a puss to the girl I like while tryin' to get with her! That's a line that I ain't gonna just let ya cross!

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[puckinyourmom]

She was trying to get with me, I just wanted to go to practice.

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[thisonetime_withkeith]

Blahblahblah, more lyin'.

Ya still called me a puss anyway, and ya still act like a huge buttwipe t'me, and you ain't denyin' that!

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[puckinyourmom]

I'm not lying, fucking read it!

When, other than pointing out how embarrassingly whipped you are?

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[thisonetime_withkeith]

If you can't even figure it out, then there ain't no use in tellin' you.

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[puckinyourmom]

So you don't actually know.

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[thisonetime_withkeith]

That! That kinda thing right there! I mean, if I didn't know, it's not like I would'a even brought it up! So it's crap like that, ya do it all the time!

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[puckinyourmom]

No, you're just looking for a reason to be pissed at me. You guys can fuck off.

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[thisonetime_withkeith]

Whatever, man...

You're the one who started it.

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[puckinyourmom]

Sure. Good luck with the manning up business.

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[thisonetime_withkeith]

Good luck tryin' to find somebody elses girlfriend to steal!

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[puckinyourmom]

[He figures it would be useless to point out that Amelia was the one trying to get him to fit her into his schedule for the tenth time. He's got a game coming up, there's shit to do. Later, dude.]