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[puckinyourmom]

Listen up, Slytherins.

I don't care if your parents are wizards or muggles or chimps or whatever. I care about the game next weekend, and I care about bringing it so hard Ravenclaw cries. On my team, we judge you on your badassness, not who your parents are. So you guys can either not be dicks or you can not play.

I want you on the pitch right after dinner.

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[puckinyourmom]

When. And what?

[bluhbluhhugewitch]

WHEN. Right.
Won't that put us in the lead?

[puckinyourmom]

Yeah, obviously.

[bluhbluhhugewitch]

Then let's 8e honest, they're pretty much out-matched.

[puckinyourmom]

Well, yeah. But Hufflepuff's ahead of us right now, so we still have to watch out for them.

[bluhbluhhugewitch]

Watch out, or ensure?

[puckinyourmom]

Natalya's just as vicious.

[bluhbluhhugewitch]

So may8e she needs to 8e taken down a notch or 8.

[puckinyourmom]

Good attitude. We'll kick her ass too.

[bluhbluhhugewitch]

[ inb4 she takes it way too close to heart and does something awful before a match. ]

There won't 8e anything left to kick!

[puckinyourmom]

Let's do it, second year running!

[bluhbluhhugewitch]

Consider it done, Captain.