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Six Smuppets
[So he went to write something that was probably totally extremely important, but instead there's just splooshes of red ink where his journal has repelled it.
Okay spill the beans, who broke the journals? Which one of you did it? SCHOOL IS OUT, HOW DOES ONE MANAGE TO SCREW THE JOURNALS UP OVER THE HOLIDAYS? That takes skill. That takes skill and determination.]
Okay spill the beans, who broke the journals? Which one of you did it? SCHOOL IS OUT, HOW DOES ONE MANAGE TO SCREW THE JOURNALS UP OVER THE HOLIDAYS? That takes skill. That takes skill and determination.]
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What'd you do to the journal.
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What'd I do? What'd you do?
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Well fine. I'll just... make something and not invite you, too!
And it'll be fucking awesome.
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And I'll build a fort.
And watch awesome stuff.
And you won't be invited ever.
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And I'll have a moat.
A smuppet moat.
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I'll make magical pony island and Orangina and I will play with them and do awesome things that you're not cool enough to know about.
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[Can you tell by his tone that he's lying?]
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Oh really? And what happens when Orangina gets eaten by some fuckoff huge island anaconda? What then? You'll wish you were in my castle sipping my goddamn royal tea.
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Clearly all that's left for me to do is to get eaten too because what else could I even do! What would the point of wishing even be if I couldn't even get a cuppa.