Six Smuppets

[plushaeusrumpified]

[So he went to write something that was probably totally extremely important, but instead there's just splooshes of red ink where his journal has repelled it.


Okay spill the beans, who broke the journals? Which one of you did it? SCHOOL IS OUT, HOW DOES ONE MANAGE TO SCREW THE JOURNALS UP OVER THE HOLIDAYS? That takes skill. That takes skill and determination.]

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[plushaeusrumpified]

[This weird little glitch sucks doesn't it, bro?]

[givesyouaboner]

_{[It really does. This means he's actually going to have to get up to talk to you, doesn't it.]}

[plushaeusrumpified]

[Yeah probs, but you act like that's such a chore.]

[givesyouaboner]

_{[But it really is. Can you hear that exasperated sigh coming from the bedroom as he gets up and walks into the living room? Look at him, annoyed and covered in orange.]}

What'd you do to the journal.

[plushaeusrumpified]

[Oh hell no.]

What'd I do? What'd you do?

[givesyouaboner]

Right. I did something, because getting splattered with ink is at the top of my list of things I want to do today.

[plushaeusrumpified]

It wouldn't be the first time you messed with my stuff and there was splattering involved.

[givesyouaboner]

You should be more responsible and not leave things out in the open, then.

[plushaeusrumpified]

Oh please, don't pretend like you didn't go sticking your hands where they didn't belong.

[givesyouaboner]

I didn't see your name on it.

[plushaeusrumpified]

Next time I'll be sure to write 'Bro' all over it in flashing ink.

[givesyouaboner]

You do that. Next time I make a slip-n-slide, you're not invited.

[plushaeusrumpified]

...

Well fine. I'll just... make something and not invite you, too!

And it'll be fucking awesome.

[givesyouaboner]

Fine. You do that.

And I'll build a fort.

And watch awesome stuff.

And you won't be invited ever.

[plushaeusrumpified]

Well good! I'll build a fucking castle. With real stone. And you can't be the prince because you're not invited. I'll be the kingliest king you ever did see, too. And I'll banish you. You and your smelly little cat.

And I'll have a moat.

A smuppet moat.

[givesyouaboner]

Fine! Enjoy your stupid castle. I wouldn't want to be there anyway. I'll be a prince somewhere else and you'll be bored because you'd have nothing fun to do without me anyway!

I'll make magical pony island and Orangina and I will play with them and do awesome things that you're not cool enough to know about.

[plushaeusrumpified]

Well fine, good luck with that endeavor, Gilligan!

[givesyouaboner]

I don't need it, because I'll have way more fun without you anyway.

_{[Can you tell by his tone that he's lying?]}

[plushaeusrumpified]

[Can you tell by his tone that he really doesn't want you to go off and be the Gilligan? Because it is not you.]

Oh really? And what happens when Orangina gets eaten by some fuckoff huge island anaconda? What then? You'll wish you were in my castle sipping my goddamn royal tea.

[givesyouaboner]

_{[He can, but he's being stubborn about this hypothetical scenario.]}

Clearly all that's left for me to do is to get eaten too because what else could I even do! What would the point of wishing even be if I couldn't even get a cuppa.