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[speterman]

[Someone is nightblogging on Dumblr]

So... Has anyone else noticed some... uh, well, weird things going on, because um. There are some pretty weird things going on right now. Like a lot of weird things.

Right, anyway.

Why do we bake 'cookies' and cook bacon? I mean, come on, you think we could have named things better here.

[Someone might be a bit hungry also.]

Comments

[greenmoonrising]

Peter, sometimes I really think you should take to bringing snacks to bed. Your midnight rantings might be more sensible if you weren't hungry.

[speterman]

My midnight rantings are sensible! Just think about it.

[greenmoonrising]

Sleep-deprived more like.

[speterman]

A little, running on adrenaline! I've only slept for approximately seven hours all week!

[greenmoonrising]

... Peter, do you need a sleeping draught or anything? I think I've got some in my trunk.

[speterman]

That would probably be a good idea, um, yeah, sure.

[greenmoonrising]

I'll bring you a bottle, just a sec.

[speterman]

I doubt you will be here within a second.

[greenmoonrising]

120 seconds then.

[speterman]

That sounds more reasonable. I hope that is before my eyes decide to melt.

[Action]

[greenmoonrising]

[Steps into dorm with a raised brow and bottle.]

I doubt your eyes would melt. Here. [Holds out bottle of potion.]

[Action]

[speterman]

[Looks up at him with a nervous smile before biting his lower lip.]

They might.

[He takes it from him, looking at it hesitantly.]

Thanks. This whole nervous not sleeping thing is really getting old.

[Action]

[greenmoonrising]

[Face softens at the hesitation and nervousness.]

What's got you so skittish anyway?

[Action]

[speterman]

[He brings a hand up to his face to pinch the bridge of his nose and sigh.]

I'm not good with girls, ugh, this is so dumb I can't talk about this to another guy, you're going to call me gay.

[Action]

[greenmoonrising]

[Raises brow at and crosses arms.]

Try me, I mean, I know I'm not a girl but I'm pretty open-minded.

[Action]

[speterman]

[He sighs and looks down at the ground ]

Do I have to make it official? Do you think she wants to I mean I understand if she doesn't.does hanging out mean you know good stuff? She called me cute and held my hand and we hung out and...

[Action]

[greenmoonrising]

[Stares perplexed.]

Why don't you just ask her?

[Action]

[speterman]

You're not a girl. You don't understand. You can't just ask a girl that. Sometimes I wish you were a girl, then you'd understand. Not that I'm a girl. I just know you can't ask that.

[Action]

[greenmoonrising]

Don't be ridiculous.

[Freezes because HELLO HIS VOICE IS NOT MEANT TO BE THAT HIGH? Clears throat and tries again:]

It's not as if girls are wired different- Do I sound weird to you?

[Frowns and puts a hand to his her throat.]

[Action]

[speterman]

[Jerks his head up almost immediately, looking up at ...her.]

Oh my god, you are going to kill me, I am so dead, I did not do that. I don't know what did that but it wasn't me. Oh my god.

[Puts some distance between them.]

And girls have different hormones. Oh my god.

[Action]

[greenmoonrising]

What are you going on about- did you cast a spell to make me sound like a girl!?

[Hands. On. Hips.]

[Action]

[speterman]

Oh, my, god. No, I didn't. I didn't do anything! I mean it!

You, uh. Might, not only, um. Uh.

Right well, erm, I don't know. I, um, uh, mean you might, are kinda, well you know. I don't know, a girl...


[Horror.]

[Action]

[greenmoonrising]

[SNORTS.]

I'm not a girl, what are you talking about?

Re: [Action]

[speterman]

They are generally more sensitive due to lesser testosterone...


You're. Well. Um. Yeah, you are. Uh.

[Gonna open and close his mouth a few time looking like a fish.]

[Action]

[greenmoonrising]

Peter, you're starting to sound delirious, maybe you should go to bed...? And remove this spell because talking like a girl is getting annoying.