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Coriolanus Snow ([personal profile] drivensnow) wrote in [community profile] sortinghat_rp2012-10-05 08:54 pm

Second Petal

I'm sure you've all be wondering why I've had the ground outside of Greenhouse One plowed as I did. To answer that, I'm asking for volunteers to help finish the job. You're to be planting magical seeds within the garden. When they grow, the vines will snake over the the greenhouse, and then roses will sprout from within the vines. These plants are of my own creation, and once fully grown they're quite lovely. They are charmed to collect sunlight and filter it into the greenhouse as well, so they won't be blocking out the sun like you might expect.

I would like for a few students to volunteer for this task. Consider it penance for all of the trouble caused a few days ago.

Also, every student in my class are to meet this Monday in Greenhouse three. We will be planting and growing orchids for Professor Donoghue and Professor Matteris's wedding.

Love, when it's genuine, is a beautiful thing, wouldn't everyone agree?
clockspinner: (um...what?)

"volunteering"

[personal profile] clockspinner 2012-10-06 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
volunteer
right

hey humbert im not comfortable with how much this sounds like youre hitting on my sister
you know
planting roses
talking about the beauty of love

i know shes hot and all but im just sayin if you start talking about your tiddles im calling chris hansen
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[personal profile] seeringlight 2012-10-06 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
I will kill you.
I will murder you in cold blood and parade about the school with your skin on my back and your head on my wand. There will be absolutely no remorse for my actions.
clockspinner: (]<)

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[personal profile] clockspinner 2012-10-06 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
rip dave strider
died as he lived

would you like me to spend my last few hours moisturizing
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[personal profile] seeringlight 2012-10-06 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
You told me not to start anything, yet you are being just as hypocritical, Dave.
So, how does it feel being a hypocritical, insufferable know-it-all, who thinks he's being edgy because he's sticking it to the man?
I hope you're pleased with yourself knowing that you're getting yourself into unnecessary trouble while stressing out all your loved ones in the process.
It's not like we care for your wellbeing. What a laughable thought indeed!
clockspinner: (8T)

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[personal profile] clockspinner 2012-10-06 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
i told you not to honk him off cause you dont even have to deal with him if you dont have to
i see you getting some brown on your nose there ro-lo
you dont need to fondle his wrinkly old balls

he already hates me anyway
im just putting the line down
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[personal profile] seeringlight 2012-10-06 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
I'm done speaking to you.
When you're done putting feelings on the line, I'll be glad to speak to you again.
clockspinner: (Canon John: Rise up)

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[personal profile] clockspinner 2012-10-06 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
im rubber youre glue
fuckmackandme: (29)

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[personal profile] fuckmackandme 2012-10-06 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
dude!
what happened to don't feel the trolls??
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[personal profile] givesyouaboner 2012-10-06 09:10 am (UTC)(link)
Dave. Don't make me punch you for being dumb. I'll do it.
Edited 2012-10-06 09:10 (UTC)