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[plushaeusrumpified]

Leave me here to die

33 sucks.

Out of all of the numbers out there, it's probably the worst number by far. I mean, what's even the point of it? 32 is better. 31 is better. 33 is absolutely pointless in its existence. And it's an odd number. Odd. Odd numbers suck, but 33 is the suckiest odd number out of all of them.

There's nothing even ironic about it. I can find irony in every other number. But not this one. It's like anti-irony in its most natural form.

We're wizards, we should be able to magically take this number out of existence.

Someone invent a spell for that.

Comments

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[wwistful]

You're a good boy when you use your head, Eridan.

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[allisnotlost]

but im really stupid wwhen i dont
really
really stupid

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[wwistful]

Most people are, I wouldn't feel too poorly over it. If you apologise, I imagine he'll understand.

Just remember that you're allowed to make mistakes as long as you learn something from them.

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[allisnotlost]

i hate makin mistakes and you knoww that
considerin the last ones that ivve made especially
i just dont wwant to make anymore mistakes


im so sorry

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[wwistful]

You would be even dumber if you thought you could coast through life without buggering something up. It isn't about making mistakes, it's about growing from them.
Adults do it all the time, just look at your father.

I'm not the one you need to apologise to. I'm not upset with you.

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[allisnotlost]

yes i knoww that i juts just
its not like im countin on things like that to not happen i just dont feel i just i
ivve made a ton of them myself ESPECIALLY RECENTLY ugh
and ivve owwned up to those that i havve or
most of them anywways
and IVVE LEARNED FROM THEM
dont get me wwrong that i havvent because i havve i just
i just hate makin mistakes
i hate it i hate it i fuckin hate it

no just let me apologize to you i wwant to just let me do it

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[wwistful]

You're fourteen. If you don't learn to adjust to mistakes, life is going to become a lot harder for you. Trust me on that much.

I won't accept it until I know why you're saying it.

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[allisnotlost]

my life is already hard enough i doubt it wwould get much harder at this point
or at least i hope it wwouldnt

because i wwas talkin to professor strider
and
i just
i just need to apologize to you okay

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[wwistful]

It gets easier once you accept that mistakes are a part of life.

That's awfully disconcerting, I hope you know.

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[allisnotlost]

theyre so unnecessary
just like a lot of things in life that i dont wwant to experience but i somehoww continue to

okay just
no okay i just
wwe wwere sorta
wwell
talkin about that thing
and i just
i feel awwful noww im sorry

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[wwistful]

That is life as we know it, yes.

I thought it should be me of all people apologising for that, not you.

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[allisnotlost]

no
no
wwe talked
and i asked him things
and i just
im sorry

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[wwistful]

Am I allowed to know what you asked? Or what you talked about?

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[allisnotlost]

i

i wworded it poorly but i asked him wwhat you saww in him and wwhy he wwas doin that

datin you i mean

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[wwistful]

[You are so dumb, you are really dumb.]

And how did he take that?

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[allisnotlost]

[Yep...............]

he answwered it

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[wwistful]

And what was his answer?