4th Glitch

[alsocuteandfluffy]

Man, I wish I could join the Quidditch team. It looks like so much fun! But there's already a full team I guess. Guess I'll just have to wait until next year.

I'm going to be spending a bit of time at home with my guardians after Easter's over anyway, so I won't be coming back on the train. Just thought people should know.

Seventy-one

[couragecore]

Pretty good match, everyone.

I wasn't watching it or anything, but I could sure hear the commentary all the way in the library.

It looks like I'm going to have to cast a censoring spell on our announcer until he learns to control himself.

SIX ♋

[selfhatred]

[Filtered to Salvador Vantas]

Can I talk to you?

[/Filtered]

LOOKS LIKE IT'S THAT TIME OF THE MONTH AGAIN, FOLKS.
GUESS WHO YOUR NEW QUIDDITCH ANNOUNCER IS, BITCHES.
THAT'S RIGHT. ME.
I'LL BE THERE WITH MY CHARMING VOICE AND PERSONALITY COMMENTATING ON EVERYTHING YOU FUCKERS DO.
EVERY
FUCKING
THING.
SO BE ON YOUR BEST BEHAVIOR, BOYS AND GIRLS, BECAUSE KARKAT FUCKING VANTAS IS IN THE HOUSE.

[05]

[instantdrama]

All I can say is, I'm glad neither of my parents decided to get a job here. Especially because oh, guess what? They're getting a divorce. That was the best thing to find out on parents day. Show them around, have dinner, get a bomb dropped in your face all in the same day. My dad cheated on my mom. God, men suck. I mean, why? Why can't they just be faithful, why even be with someone if you're going to cheat on them? Just get a cheap hooker if that's all you're after. I was gonna go home for Easter but now...screw it.

[Filtered to Amber]

Can I talk to you?

[/end filter]

[Filtered to Karkat]

You probably think I sound a hell of a lot like Amber, bitching about everything. Sorry. How're you doing? I hope you liked the jelly beans... I didn't have anything else left from Christmas that wasn't half-eaten, and I didn't have time to buy anything else, but... I hope they were alright anyway.

[/end filter]

★TEN

[ladyliberty]

Alright, so maybe we didn't beat Slytherin in our match, but at least we've crushed 'em in standings. Looks like they're gonna come in dead last.

I think that's a reason to celebrate. Help us make it through 'til the May match?

(no subject)

[yerawwizarderi]

VANTAS
you have got a hell of a lot of explainin to do
where does a dirtscrapin fuck like you get off callin FEF
OF ALL FUCKIN PEOPLE
FEF
YOUR GIRLFRIEND

1st Card

[thecardswilltell]

Well, now, boys and girls, it would seem you have yourselves a new Professor here.

I am Doctor Facilier, and I will be teaching you what you might call... Muggle magic. Now, don't you scoff at that. Voodoo, Tarot card reading... They're just as much magic as any wand-waving you all do, and even more so than peering into a crystal ball or tea leaves.

Voodoo is my specialty, now, but I also practice Hoodoo and read Tarot cards, and I'm not too shabby with Shamanism, if I do say so myself. And we'll be covering all that and more in class.

'Course, my class isn't for everyone. It takes a great deal of skill to master these arts, not to mention an open mind.

Now, who's up for the challenge?

(no subject)

[elphaba_thropp]

Congrats to Hufflepuff on their win. I wasn't at the match either but I could hear all of you cheering all the way up in Ravenclaw tower as well as Mr. Karkat's shall we say..colorful commentary.

Not that I really expect to have much time to do so I think that instead of studying over break I'll actually read for pleasure.
Is anyone reading anything exciting that they'd like to recommend?

One ♒

[shellfishlovver]

Students of Defence Against The Dark Arts class number twwo, I ask that you refer to chapter 35, specifically pages 223, 230 and 237 before you attend your first class.

I suppose I should also introduce myself wwhile I'm at it. My name is Murdoc. You wwill call me Professor Donoghue. I wwill be the second Defence Against The Dark Arts. Any questions should be directed here. That is all.

[Filtered to Eridan Ampora]
I believve wwe need to talk.

[Filtered to Cyrus Onikous]
I'll behavve if you do.

One Smuppet

[plushaeusrumpified]

i tried.
i tried really hard.
but oh my god i just couldnt help myself.
parents day awoke something within me that i didnt know was there.
it unleashed the passion of teaching.
im back bitches.

okay no im still at home.
i start after easter.
but im watching all you little shits.
ive been watching all you little shits actually.
but now i get to do it with some fucking authority.
dont think i dont know who to watch out for.

oh i guess i should clarify ill be your flying teach.
sign the fuck up for my class or ill cry.
itll be fun.
well all be high as kites.
any of you lookin to go pro should def check it out.
i got the fuckin moves.
moves like strider.
i can take you places.

btw parent orgy in the staff room.
y/n.