2012-08-14

001

So, if anyone need some help with Professor Rhydderch's chemistry essay, my summer life is ninety-eight and three-quarters per-cent muggle. I can help out. He did suggest we work together on it.

003 [Text]

Good afternoon everyone.

I know we've had a bit of a rocky summer holiday, but I'd just like slip a gentle reminder that there is a quiz for Defence against the Dark Arts students in week 2 of your semester. If you haven't started studying, now might be a good time to open your books.

Homework aside, I'm sure some of you have unanswered questions regarding the food fight that got out of hand during summer camp. Per investigations, it's been discovered that someone cast a hex on certain students that caused the irrational behaviour. The Ministry are pursuing leads and the councillors of the camp are being questioned, but I'd just like to take this opportunity to assure all of you that no there will be no disciplinary action for those who had been caught firing jinxes.

I look forward to meeting all of you when school starts.

[OOC: Takes place after this log.]
nomorals: (uh...)
[personal profile] nomorals2012-08-14 02:50 pm

1st Song ♫

Ugh, I'm so glad that's over and done with. He freakin' deserved to be kicked in the balls after what he did too.

Sorry, guys, but I'm not going to be able to be on the Quidditch team this year. Things got...complicated over summer. Let's just say I won't be seeing any sunlight soon and leave it at that, 'kay?

20 things that are horribly wrong with my life – [VOICE]

Why would a cat eat a quill? I ask you.

[There is a little girl's voice]

Ginger, can I talk to the paper people? I will sing my arsey song!

Libs, no, they don't want to hear–

–Sex bum, I am a sex bum, poo poo BUM BUM ARSEY!

Uh, sorry, my sister, she, uh, just learned to talk and–Ouch, don't bite!

PAT MY LITTLE FANNY!

[And the audio abruptly cuts out.]

[ooc: Trying to get back in the swing of rping! And non-North American characters will PROBABLY notice that fanny IS KIND OF A BAD WORD FOR A TODDLER TO SAY.]