03

[cantfightthisfire]

Hogwarts School of Bitchcraft and Dickery: The only place where people get butthurt over magic 8 balls.

Get over yourselves, you dumbasses.

01

[3houseswatson]

[His tremor is acting up badly today, so his handwriting is shaky and occasionally slightly difficult to read.]

Right. This thing. How do I start something like this? "Dear Diary" sounds really stupid, the kind of thing you write in a journal that's pink with pictures of kittens on. This one's just... brown. With brown on.

That's an awful start too. How do I erase in this thing? Can I even erase in this thing?

So. Someone I talk to regularly about things told me to write about my life in the journal system. She thinks it'll help.

Not much of a point to that since nothing happens to me.

fjórir

[brothor]

Friends! I bring you news!
I can't believ

I am of a higher powe

IT WAS NOT THIS DAY THAT I WAS BESTOWED WITH AN ITEM INFUSED WITH MUGGLE MAGIC, BUT IT IS TODAY THAT I HAVE REALISED MY TRUE POWERS. ONES THAT I SHALL USE FOR GOOD.

FRIENDS, TODAY IS THE DAY I HAVE REALISED MY POTENTIAL AS A SEER. I AM DESTINED FOR GREATNESS, MY MAGIC BALL OF EIGHTS HAS INFORMED ME.


As such, I should like to practice! If you have a question THAT BURNS YOU TO THE CORE I shall answer it with my majestic new tool.


[[ooc: Steve got Thor a magic 8 ball. He thinks he can see the future.]]

013 [Filtered to Greg Lestrade]

[rule_britannia]

Do you have a minute?

[Understatement. He'll need more than a minute]

I need a word.

008

[allamericanreject]

So like. i think i've decided I'm pretty bad at dealing with people forever. especially girls. I mean seriously, I like girls and all, they're wonderful and sweet and beautiful to look at both inside and out.
but i just dont think im any good at/with/for girls.
hm.
any girls got advice for like.
fixing friendships?
or guys too. that'll work.
Seriously. im startin to get annoyed now. but I shouldnt be mad right?