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[wwistful]

I understand that it might be a little difficult to handle given that it's only the first week back, but I can't be the only one appalled by the behaviour of the students, can I?

Honestly. It's gotten to the point where detention has become a joke and removing points is a formality. I actually have no idea how I'm meant to deal with the amount of misbehaviour going on when they won't listen to a word I say! A student went so far as to

[Actually. He doesn't really want to announce that.]

It's a little difficult to comprehend. Is there any advice anybody can give me, because I am at a loss here. I think perhaps it's time for a discussion amongst ourselves before things get even more out of hand.


We're much stronger as team than we are individually, in any case.

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[plushaeusrumpified]

[Oh... if only you really knew, Murdoc. But it's probably a good thing you don't.

If only he knew you were smiling.]

Heh, yeah, true. But goddamn, there's gotta be something we can do. Because you're right, these bitches are going cray. Jaeger practically flirted with me and then told me how he's gonna splooge or something. It was creepy as fuck.

[Filteeeer]

That doesn't sound like nothing.

[wwistful]

That's

somewhat horrifying. Are you alright?
Yes, Jaeger in particular is a problem. I'm not particularly creative when it comes to this sort of thing.

[Filter]

It's nothing I want to talk about.

[plushaeusrumpified]

I'm fine, you don't have to worry about me.

[Is he worrying?

No fuck just stop and talk to the guy. Fucking get over yourself.]

Honestly I think expelling him would be a good idea. He enjoys being surrounded be all these people. He'd be alone if he were expelled. It's a win/win for everybody.






[Filter]

Are you alright?

[wwistful]

Understood. I'm sure you're more than capable of taking care of yourself.

[Now he feels silly.]

I suppose that's a decision best left to the Headmaster.

[Filter.]

I'm fine, you don't have to worry about me.

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[plushaeusrumpified]

Yeah, yeah, I am. That's what you l

Maybe we should talk to him, then.


Mur Come on Donoghue, just tell me what's going on. I'm a cat, the curiosity is gonna kill me.

[wwistful]

Perhaps we should compile a convincing report for him.


You can call me Murdoc, Dirk. And I'd rather allow my dignity to thrive than pander to your need to know the secrets behind my half sentences.

[plushaeusrumpified]

Yeah, that'd be a good idea.

Oh. Ok. I was just- I didn't know we were on first name basis now. Good to know, I guess.

And it's not like I'm really trying to be nosy or anything. I'm legitimately curious for real. It looks like there's something wrong.

Why are you being so cagey about it?

[wwistful]

I think we're past quite a few firsts, wouldn't you say so, Dirk?

There is something wrong, but it's not important nor does anyone need to know.

Because there are better things to talk about. Speaking of, a student mentioned that they feel your colourful use of language represents some form of double standard. You may have to cut back on the swears.

[plushaeusrumpified]

Not all of t

[Stop. Just stop.]

Yep sure are, you're right. My bad.

If there's something wrong, why the hell aren't you gonna tell me what's going on? I could help.

Wait what? What the hell? Excuse me but how is it anyone's business the shit I say?

Fuck fuck fuck hell shit jiiiiiiizz.

None of their business.

[wwistful]

Behave, Dirk.

It's nothing you can help with so there's no point in sharing. Sorry, Dirk. Feel free to make something up.

I removed points from a student for foul language, Dirk Strider. You make me look like an idiot when I try to set an example. It's my business.

[plushaeusrumpified]

Hey, just because we're using each other's first names doesn't mean you can just boss me around like that. You're not my daddy.

Anything I make up is gonna be worse than anything you could ever tell me.

... What the hell am I supposed to do? It's not even something I think about! It just.

Happens.

It's like telling a dog not to bark!

[wwistful]

I'd boss you around regardless of whether I'm using your first or last name and I should hope not. That would be awkward.

Maybe so, but I would know it isn't true.

Perhaps I should train you better. How about a shock spell? Every time you swear, I zap you.

[plushaeusrumpified]

And what makes you think I'm going to listen?

You're so infuriating

I'm not your pet. And no, you're not fucking shocking me, that's stupid.






But I do have an idea.

[wwistful]

I'm sure I could convince you somehow.

I never said you were my pet, where on earth did you pull that conclusion from? Silly, really.


What is it?

[plushaeusrumpified]

Maybe you're overestimating yourself.

Oh I dunno, the BDSM and pet play undertones were getting a little heavy.

I know some kids who use this strange, fucked up censor charm. You could cast it on me, I guess, if you're that worried about me not making a fool out of you with my foul mouth or whatever.

But only if you tell me what the hell you're hiding from me.

[wwistful]

Maybe you're underestimating me,

I think you're reading too deeply into it, Dirk.

Right. That sounds like the exact right charm for you.

I could. Or I could just do it anyway.

[plushaeusrumpified]

Nope, I'm pretty sure you're overestimating yourself.

Whatever, I don't care, let's just move on to important things.

Like you thinking you have a shot at censoring me without my permission.

[wwistful]

I shouldn't have to ask permission, it benefits you as well.

Why do you care so much?

[plushaeusrumpified]

How's it benefit me? I haven't seen Dumbledore give me any shit about it.

I don't.

care.

You're overestimating my feelings.

I just want to know.

[wwistful]

Maybe Dumbledore is waiting for you to take initiative?

I seem to be doing that a lot lately. I don't want to tell you if you're going to be apathetic, you might laugh.

[plushaeusrumpified]

I- you think so? I mean... d'you think he's disappointed?

Oh my fuck. Murdoc, come on for fuck's sake. I'm not going to be apathetic, I'm not going to laugh. Is it that embarrassing or something?

Did you get your dick caught in your zipper?

[wwistful]

I think he might be. What a twist.

Yes, that is exactly what happened. It was so concerning, I almost posted it in the middle of a journal entry that has nothing to do with it.

[plushaeusrumpified]

Oh.

[Well. That thought is kind of depressing. Like, extremely... And then there are inkblots, because now he's overthinking it and fuck.

But he's curious, so he'll just keep up with the whole thing, even though he really could just give in right now and let Murdoc censor him.]

Point made.

But the fact is, you're not censoring me until you tell me what the hell you really nearly said. So take it or leave it.

[wwistful]

There was an incident in my swimming classes, one of my students kissed me. Oh wait. You already knew that.

Shall I censor you now?

[plushaeusrumpified]

I'm gonna fucking ignore that.

What actually happened, you dumbass?

Because believe it or not I'm actually kinda fucking worried about you, so just cut the shit and tell me the truth!

Jesus fucking Christ you're impossible. I mean seriously.

What is it with you and dragging this shit out of me

And before you make some smartass comment about me actually caring about you, shut the fuck up. Maybe I do care. But that's beside the goddamn point.

Just cut the cagey bullshit, tell me the truth, then censor me so we can both get on with our lives and I can stop worrying about stupid shit. Because I have a lot more important things to worry about other than whatever you're hiding.

I don't even know why I fucking care, honestly.