ONE ♋

[selfhatred]

[Today, Hogwarts, you will find a list in your journals, written in familiar grey ink with caps.]
PEOPLE WHO NEED TO GET THEIR SHIT TOGETHER AND JUST HAVE SLOPPY MAKEOUTS ALREADY:
MAKA AND KID
PUCK AND LINK
ELLIS AND AMELIA
BILLY AND RAPUNZEL
MELVIN AND ROXANNE

SET ERIDAN UP WITH SOMEONE SO HE'LL LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE

ASKJADEOUT
NO WHAT THE FUCK AM I THINKING
NEVER
EVER
FUCK
[Someone seems to have forgotten that his journal is connected to everyone else's. That last one is also scribbled out several times over.]


[OOC: I have a permissions post if you'd rather not be replied to with angry grey caps.]

Comments

[selfmakeout]

ummm...not really? :\
but it is very disappointing that he hasnt told me about this!

[mo_cara]

oH yEaH mE eItHeR.
bUt I wOuLd AsK tHaT mOtHeRfUcKeR aNyWaY.
oR tRy To SuCk FaCe Or WhAtEvEr.
ThAt'S wHaT yOu AlL gEt Up InS oN dAtEs, RiGhT?
i NeVeR bEeN.

[selfmakeout]

................................


i meant i should ask him who he likes
i think engaging him in snogging would be rude!!!!

[mo_cara]

Oh HeLl No!
A fInEtAsTy PrInCeSs lIkE yOu?
ThAt NeVeR bE rUdE, iF yOu'Re GiViNg AwAy KiSsEs!

[selfmakeout]

i am not giving away kisses :|
if karkat wants a kiss he is going to have to ask for one

[selfhatred]

LIKE HELL I WANT A KISS FROM YOU.
YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER THAN TO LISTEN TO GAMZEE ABOUT ANYTHING, HARLEY.

[selfmakeout]

i was not listening to him, i was playing along!
it is like a game, you see?
oh wait you wouldnt, you are too much of a crabbypuss hehehehe

[selfhatred]

OH.

[selfmakeout]

but i was definitely serious about you being able to confide in me if you like someone!!!
you are my friend and i want you to be happy as well! >:(

[selfhatred]

READ MY LIPS, HARLEY: I DON'T LIKE ANYONE!
CAN WE GET OFF THIS SUBJECT AND LEAVE IT THE FUCK ALONE?

[selfmakeout]

OKAY
SHEESH
sorry for offering support i guess!