ONE ♋

[selfhatred]

[Today, Hogwarts, you will find a list in your journals, written in familiar grey ink with caps.]
PEOPLE WHO NEED TO GET THEIR SHIT TOGETHER AND JUST HAVE SLOPPY MAKEOUTS ALREADY:
MAKA AND KID
PUCK AND LINK
ELLIS AND AMELIA
BILLY AND RAPUNZEL
MELVIN AND ROXANNE

SET ERIDAN UP WITH SOMEONE SO HE'LL LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE

ASKJADEOUT
NO WHAT THE FUCK AM I THINKING
NEVER
EVER
FUCK
[Someone seems to have forgotten that his journal is connected to everyone else's. That last one is also scribbled out several times over.]


[OOC: I have a permissions post if you'd rather not be replied to with angry grey caps.]

Comments

fffffffffff typo 2, I am so sorry ;_;

[fuckmackandme]

hehehe, i didn't know you had so many ships, karkat!

[couragecore]

[Oh god she is quietly FREAKING THE HECK OUT right now. Finally there's a frantic scribble of words.]

Karkat!

That's not

we're not


it's not like that at all!

[ladyliberty]

I think I can handle that.

1/2

[donutsanddestiny]

[Angry, embarrassed inkblots EVERYWHERE.]

[thisonetime_withkeith]

whoa what??

that aint none of your business!

[puckinyourmom]

[He feels like he's having war flashbacks. here come the dry heaves.]

I'm gonna set you on fire.

[wandsr4wimps]

What're makeouts and what's sloppy about them? Do you, like, roll around in the mud or something first?

[selfmakeout]

ummmmmm
did you mean to put all that in public eye?
that seems a little stupid

[adorabull]

uMMM, kARKAT,
i DON'T THINK THAT, iS, vERY APPROPRIATE TO TELL EVERYONE,
i MEAN, uH, tHEY ARE PROBABLY JUST GOING TO THINK,
tHAT YOU'RE MEDDLING, wHICH IS, uH,
kANAYA'S JOB ISN'T IT?

1/5 I think

[kid8dik]

[Oh okay there are…a few inkblots…and then a gigantic one]

[knifed]

You should not have so much interest in other people's romantic lives. It is disgusting.

[quixotical]

Are you trying to set your friends up on dates? That's rather cute!

[mo_cara]

a BrOtHeR wAnTs SoMeOnE tO dO wHo WhAt WiTh ErIdAn NoW?
bEcAuSe I tHiNk HiS aSs Is LyInG dOwN aNd It'S mOtHeRfUcKiN rUdE tO GeT hIm Up FoR sLoPpY mAkEoUtS, yOu KnoW?

[and then later]

[mo_cara]

oH wAiT sO tHiS iS sO yOu CaN hAvE mAkEoUtS wItH pRinCeSs PlAnT, rIgHt?

[thornsofoglogoth]

Hello Karkat, have you any recommendations to keep in mind for my own romantic aspirations?

I'm still trying to decipher your latter scribbles.

[plastic_spastic]

Go jump off the astronomy tower.

[yerawwizarderi]

wwhoa
kar
im touched i didnt realize you wwere so invvested in lookin out for me like that

[status_is_not_quo]

What
What
WHAT.

How is that any of your business, kid?

[lookupforme]

Oh wow, it would be so lovely to make these happen? We should, for the holidays and to make everyone happier.