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[selfhatred]

[Today, Hogwarts, you will find a list in your journals, written in familiar grey ink with caps.]
PEOPLE WHO NEED TO GET THEIR SHIT TOGETHER AND JUST HAVE SLOPPY MAKEOUTS ALREADY:
MAKA AND KID
PUCK AND LINK
ELLIS AND AMELIA
BILLY AND RAPUNZEL
MELVIN AND ROXANNE

SET ERIDAN UP WITH SOMEONE SO HE'LL LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE

ASKJADEOUT
NO WHAT THE FUCK AM I THINKING
NEVER
EVER
FUCK
[Someone seems to have forgotten that his journal is connected to everyone else's. That last one is also scribbled out several times over.]


[OOC: I have a permissions post if you'd rather not be replied to with angry grey caps.]

Comments

[selfhatred]

ROMANCE COMEDIES.
MOVIES.
FILMS.

[wandsr4wimps]

OH! The Muggle moving pictures that have sound! I've heard about those, but haven't ever seen one. I guess I shouldn't be surprised that romantic ones exist, even if that doesn't sound as exciting as the one that's a history lesson about the time a bald guy saved the world by blowing up a meteor!

[selfhatred]

YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT ARMAGEDDON BY THE SOUNDS OF IT.
SOUNDS LIKE EGBERT GOT TO YOU.

[wandsr4wimps]

Yeah, John told me all about it! Geez, why don't they teach this stuff in Muggle Studies class? It'd be so much harder for blood purists to raise their stinks if they just knew that we'd all be blown to tiny gooey chunks if it weren't for that guy's sacrifice.

[selfhatred]

MAYBE BECAUSE IT'S NOT FUCKING REAL.
MOVIES ARE JUST STORIES DEPICTED ON A SCREEN BY DIRECTORS.
BESIDES, BLOOD PURISTS WOULD STILL BE ASSHOLES WHETHER OR NOT IT ACTUALLY HAD HAPPENED.
THEY'D FIND SOME REASON TO BLAME MUGGLES.