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[selfhatred]

[Today, Hogwarts, you will find a list in your journals, written in familiar grey ink with caps.]
PEOPLE WHO NEED TO GET THEIR SHIT TOGETHER AND JUST HAVE SLOPPY MAKEOUTS ALREADY:
MAKA AND KID
PUCK AND LINK
ELLIS AND AMELIA
BILLY AND RAPUNZEL
MELVIN AND ROXANNE

SET ERIDAN UP WITH SOMEONE SO HE'LL LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE

ASKJADEOUT
NO WHAT THE FUCK AM I THINKING
NEVER
EVER
FUCK
[Someone seems to have forgotten that his journal is connected to everyone else's. That last one is also scribbled out several times over.]


[OOC: I have a permissions post if you'd rather not be replied to with angry grey caps.]

Comments

fffffffffff typo 2, I am so sorry ;_;

[fuckmackandme]

hehehe, i didn't know you had so many ships, karkat!

it's cool, it's cool :3

[selfhatred]

WHAT ELSE IS THERE TO FUCKING DO AROUND HERE?
IT'S LIKE WATCHING FUCKING PAINT DRY SOMETIMES.

[couragecore]

[Oh god she is quietly FREAKING THE HECK OUT right now. Finally there's a frantic scribble of words.]

Karkat!

That's not

we're not


it's not like that at all!

[selfhatred]

SURE IT'S NOT FUCKING LIKE THAT.
DENIAL IS THE FIRST STEP, MAKA.

[couragecore]

The first step in grieving, maybe! I don't know what you're talking about, there's nothing that needs to--lead up to things like that.

[selfhatred]

UH-HUH.
SO YOU'VE NEVER FELT NERVOUS, BUTTERFLIES-IN-THE-FUCKING-STOMACH KIND OF NERVOUS AROUND HIM?
SWEATY PALMS?
LEANED CLOSE AND THEN REALIZED WHAT YOU WERE DOING AND BACKED THE FUCK OFF?

[couragecore]

No, it's more like I held his hand a lot then realised what I was doing.

[couragecore]

--------[INK BLOT PARTY.]

[selfhatred]

HELD HIS HAND, HUH? A LOT, YOU SAY?
FIRST STEP, MAKA, FIRST STEP.

[Filtered]

[couragecore]

It's just a stupid infatuation, there's no need for it to culminate into snogging.

[Filtered]

[selfhatred]

UH-HUH. LUCKY FOR YOU INFATUATION IS THE OPPOSITE OF LUST.

[Filtered]

[couragecore]

...Bloody hell, I don't even want to consider another feeling that wouldn't be reciprocated.

[Filtered]

[selfhatred]

RECIPROCATED? SO HE FEELS THE SAME, EH?

[ladyliberty]

I think I can handle that.

[Filtered]

[couragecore]

Of course he doesn't! Do you have a little filter in your mind that blocks out all logic?!

I don't know WHERE you got the idea that we could be something, but it's rubbish, there is no chance of it happening.

[selfhatred]

YOU FUCKING SURE ABOUT THAT?
STATISTICS SAY 70% OF PEOPLE DON'T KNOW HOW TO FUCKING HANDLE THEIR OWN FUCKING RELATIONSHIPS.

[ladyliberty]

Sloppy makeouts are my specialty.

[Filtered]

[selfhatred]

YOU DO KNOW WHAT RECIPROCATED FUCKING MEANS, RIGHT, MAKA?
MAYBE YOU NEED TO DISCUSS THINGS WITH HIM.
I'M JUST OFFERING MY VIEW AFTER WATCHING YOU GUYS FOR THREE FUCKING YEARS.
BODY LANGUAGE CHANGES THE MORE TIME YOU SPEND WITH A PERSON AND START LIKING THEM.
EVEN IF YOU MIGHTN'T SEE IT YOURSELF.

[selfhatred]

GOOD TO HEAR.
AT LEAST NOT EVERYONE'S IN THE FUCKING NILE.

[ladyliberty]

Well, Ellis might need a little help.

[fuckmackandme]

oh come on, it's not that boring here.

[Filtered]

[couragecore]

...Three years, Karkat? What the hell, did you just arrive at school and decide that you were going to watch upperclassmen for a living?

[No that's not a diversion at all.]

[selfhatred]

BY THE TIME I'M THROUGH WITH HIM, HE'LL BE SO ROMANTIC YOU'LL WET YOUR FUCKING PANTIES.

[Filtered]

[selfhatred]

DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT, MAKA.
WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO? IT WAS BORING AS WATCHING FUCKING PAINT DRY AND I DIDN'T HAVE A FUCKING JOURNAL YET.

1/2

[donutsanddestiny]

[Angry, embarrassed inkblots EVERYWHERE.]