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[selfhatred]

[Today, Hogwarts, you will find a list in your journals, written in familiar grey ink with caps.]
PEOPLE WHO NEED TO GET THEIR SHIT TOGETHER AND JUST HAVE SLOPPY MAKEOUTS ALREADY:
MAKA AND KID
PUCK AND LINK
ELLIS AND AMELIA
BILLY AND RAPUNZEL
MELVIN AND ROXANNE

SET ERIDAN UP WITH SOMEONE SO HE'LL LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE

ASKJADEOUT
NO WHAT THE FUCK AM I THINKING
NEVER
EVER
FUCK
[Someone seems to have forgotten that his journal is connected to everyone else's. That last one is also scribbled out several times over.]


[OOC: I have a permissions post if you'd rather not be replied to with angry grey caps.]

Comments

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[selfhatred]

DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT, MAKA.
WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO? IT WAS BORING AS WATCHING FUCKING PAINT DRY AND I DIDN'T HAVE A FUCKING JOURNAL YET.

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[couragecore]

I'm not changing the subject, I'm adding to it.

And here's another thing I'll add: no way in hell will I ever bring up something like that with Kid. Making things completely awkward in a friendship after being rejected isn't on my agenda.

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[selfhatred]

WHAT MAKES YOU SO SURE HE'LL REJECT YOU?

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[couragecore]

Only the fecking obvious: he likes symmetry more than he likes people. Look, I'm sorry that you've possibly built up some grand little relationship for us in your head, but it's not and never will be a reflection of reality.

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[selfhatred]

WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT, MAKA.
AND SAY FUCK LIKE A NORMAL PERSON. FECK JUST MAKES YOU SOUND LIKE A LITTLE KID WHO WANTS TO SWEAR BUT DOESN'T WANT TO GET INTO FUCKING TROUBLE.

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[couragecore]

Or I just don't like using fuck.

There, happy now?

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[selfhatred]

MARGINALLY.

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[couragecore]

You're not going to bring this up to Kid, are you?

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[selfhatred]

DEPENDS ON WHAT HE THINKS.

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[couragecore]

He'll fuss and say that nothing's going on, then not know what you're talking about when you go on that tangent about our body language. Just like me. So you shouldn't bother.

Then he may or may not criticise the "sloppy" part of your make outs statement.

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[selfhatred]

YOU SEEM TO KNOW THAT OFF BY HEART.

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[couragecore]

I've been his friend for three years, how could I not?

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[selfhatred]

OKAY OKAY.
YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN FRIENDS OR WHATEVER FOR THREE YEARS NOW.
YOU'RE DEFINITELY SURE THERE'S NOTHING ELSE?

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[couragecore]

Temporary infatuation not worth pursuing on my end, nothing on his end, that's all.

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[selfhatred]

FINE.
BUT DON'T SAY I DIDN'T TELL YOU SO.