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[selfhatred]

[Today, Hogwarts, you will find a list in your journals, written in familiar grey ink with caps.]
PEOPLE WHO NEED TO GET THEIR SHIT TOGETHER AND JUST HAVE SLOPPY MAKEOUTS ALREADY:
MAKA AND KID
PUCK AND LINK
ELLIS AND AMELIA
BILLY AND RAPUNZEL
MELVIN AND ROXANNE

SET ERIDAN UP WITH SOMEONE SO HE'LL LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE

ASKJADEOUT
NO WHAT THE FUCK AM I THINKING
NEVER
EVER
FUCK
[Someone seems to have forgotten that his journal is connected to everyone else's. That last one is also scribbled out several times over.]


[OOC: I have a permissions post if you'd rather not be replied to with angry grey caps.]

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[selfhatred]

DEPENDS ON WHAT HE THINKS.

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[couragecore]

He'll fuss and say that nothing's going on, then not know what you're talking about when you go on that tangent about our body language. Just like me. So you shouldn't bother.

Then he may or may not criticise the "sloppy" part of your make outs statement.

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[selfhatred]

YOU SEEM TO KNOW THAT OFF BY HEART.

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[couragecore]

I've been his friend for three years, how could I not?

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[selfhatred]

OKAY OKAY.
YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN FRIENDS OR WHATEVER FOR THREE YEARS NOW.
YOU'RE DEFINITELY SURE THERE'S NOTHING ELSE?

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[couragecore]

Temporary infatuation not worth pursuing on my end, nothing on his end, that's all.

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[selfhatred]

FINE.
BUT DON'T SAY I DIDN'T TELL YOU SO.