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[selfhatred]

[Today, Hogwarts, you will find a list in your journals, written in familiar grey ink with caps.]
PEOPLE WHO NEED TO GET THEIR SHIT TOGETHER AND JUST HAVE SLOPPY MAKEOUTS ALREADY:
MAKA AND KID
PUCK AND LINK
ELLIS AND AMELIA
BILLY AND RAPUNZEL
MELVIN AND ROXANNE

SET ERIDAN UP WITH SOMEONE SO HE'LL LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE

ASKJADEOUT
NO WHAT THE FUCK AM I THINKING
NEVER
EVER
FUCK
[Someone seems to have forgotten that his journal is connected to everyone else's. That last one is also scribbled out several times over.]


[OOC: I have a permissions post if you'd rather not be replied to with angry grey caps.]

Comments

[fuckmackandme]

oh come on, it's not that boring here.

[selfhatred]

UH-HUH.
YOU CAN'T TELL ME YOU'D RATHER BE AT HOME WATCHING YOUR SHITTY MOVIES, EGBERT.

[fuckmackandme]

of course i wish i had my not shitty at all films.
but this still isn't boring.

[selfhatred]

THEY'RE SHITTY AND YOU KNOW IT.
GIVE ME AN EXAMPLE OF HOW IT ISN'T FUCKING BORING AROUND HERE.

1/3

[fuckmackandme]

well first off...

2/4 I lied

[fuckmackandme]

oh!!!

[fuckmackandme]

i had an idea!!

[Filtered] And done! \o

[fuckmackandme]

hey...
hey karkat!
if you're bored, why don't you become my partner in crime?

[Filtered] /o/

[selfhatred]

WHY IN THE NAME OF JESUS MOTHERFUCKING CHRIST WOULD I WANT TO DO THAT, EGBERT?

Re: [Filtered] /o/

[fuckmackandme]

you're bored, aren't you?
and being my partner in crime is fun!

[Filtered]

[selfhatred]

I'M NOT BORED ENOUGH TO BE THAT FUCKING DESPERATE.

[Filtered]

[fuckmackandme]

aw come on!
it'll be fun!!
oh, i know! if you agree, i'll ask dad to let you visit us next break!

[Filtered]

[selfhatred]

LET'S SEE...
SPEND THE SUMMER PUTTING UP WITH MY SHITBALL OF A COUSIN
OR PUT UP WITH YOUR SHITTY MOVIES.

...
TOUGH CHOICE.

[Filtered]

[fuckmackandme]

they're not shitty!
and you can bring your films, you know.

[Filtered]

[selfhatred]

WHATEVER.
OKAY, FINE.

Re: [Filtered]

[fuckmackandme]

awesome!
hehehe, hogwarts will get the biggest prank ever, now that there's two of us

[Filtered]

[selfhatred]

I'M SURE HOGWARTS IS TREMBLING IN FEAR.

[Filtered]

[fuckmackandme]

oh, they will!!
nobody will be safe from the ghostly tricksters!

[Filtered]

[selfhatred]

...
THAT'S OUR NAME?

[Filtered]

[fuckmackandme]

because our pranks are subtle yet sure to get a rise out of people!

[Filtered]

[selfhatred]

...WOW, EGBERT, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE PLANNING ON WHORING US OUT.

[Filtered]

[fuckmackandme]

what? no!
why did you say that?

[Filtered]

[selfhatred]

"SURE TO GET A RISE OUT OF PEOPLE".
WHERE DO YOU THINK I GOT IT FROM?

Re: [Filtered]

[fuckmackandme]

ewwww not that kind of rise, pervert!

[Filtered]

[selfhatred]

YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SAID IT IN THE FIRST PLACE!