ONE ♋

[selfhatred]

[Today, Hogwarts, you will find a list in your journals, written in familiar grey ink with caps.]
PEOPLE WHO NEED TO GET THEIR SHIT TOGETHER AND JUST HAVE SLOPPY MAKEOUTS ALREADY:
MAKA AND KID
PUCK AND LINK
ELLIS AND AMELIA
BILLY AND RAPUNZEL
MELVIN AND ROXANNE

SET ERIDAN UP WITH SOMEONE SO HE'LL LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE

ASKJADEOUT
NO WHAT THE FUCK AM I THINKING
NEVER
EVER
FUCK
[Someone seems to have forgotten that his journal is connected to everyone else's. That last one is also scribbled out several times over.]


[OOC: I have a permissions post if you'd rather not be replied to with angry grey caps.]

Comments

[selfhatred]

NO!
I MEAN NO, I WAS THINKING ABOUT SETTING ERIDAN UP WITH THAT SLYTHERIN FIFTH YEAR, GEORGIA.
SHE'S JUST ABOUT AS DESPERATE AS HE IS, SO MAYBE IT COULD WORK.

[selfmakeout]

then who is jade meant for? do i know them?

[selfhatred]

UH, I DON'T THINK YOU DO.
HE'S AN ALRIGHT GUY, THOUGH. I PROMISE SHE'LL BE OKAY WITH HIM.

[selfmakeout]

i guess i can trust that!
your judgement is not always horrifically stupid, even if you are impatient sometimes

[selfhatred]

HEY, MY JUDGEMENT'S PERFECTLY FINE, THANK YOU FUCKING MUCH.
I'M FRIENDS WITH YOU, AREN'T I?

[selfmakeout]

only because i said we should be friends, i do not think you were very willing in that part

[selfhatred]

YEAH BUT IF I DIDN'T WANT TO BE FRIENDS I WOULD'VE JUST SAID 'FUCK NO, GO SHOOT YOURSELF WITH ONE OF ENGLISH'S GUNS, DOUCHEMUFFIN'.

[selfmakeout]

:O

so you DO like me!

[selfhatred]

I GUESS YOU'RE NOT THAT BAD.
DON'T GET A FUCKING EGO OVER IT THOUGH.

[selfmakeout]

hehehe i like you too :)
even if you are a butthead sometimes ♥

[selfhatred]

...
























♥

[selfmakeout]

...[All right, that catches her off guard, he's certainly never done THAT before.]




umm........
see you later!!!

[JOURNAL GOES SLAM.]

[selfhatred]

[And facepalming. He shouldn't have done that. He really shouldn't have done that.]