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[selfhatred]

[Today, Hogwarts, you will find a list in your journals, written in familiar grey ink with caps.]
PEOPLE WHO NEED TO GET THEIR SHIT TOGETHER AND JUST HAVE SLOPPY MAKEOUTS ALREADY:
MAKA AND KID
PUCK AND LINK
ELLIS AND AMELIA
BILLY AND RAPUNZEL
MELVIN AND ROXANNE

SET ERIDAN UP WITH SOMEONE SO HE'LL LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE

ASKJADEOUT
NO WHAT THE FUCK AM I THINKING
NEVER
EVER
FUCK
[Someone seems to have forgotten that his journal is connected to everyone else's. That last one is also scribbled out several times over.]


[OOC: I have a permissions post if you'd rather not be replied to with angry grey caps.]

Comments

[donutsanddestiny]

[Okay now he's good.]

So. No love life of your own leaving you desperate enough to just obsess over others, Vantas?

[selfhatred]

I COULD GET A LOVE LIFE IF I FUCKING WANTED TO, MCGRATH.
SOME PEOPLE JUST NEED A FUCKING SHOVE.
THE LOVE DOCTOR IS FUCKING IN.

[donutsanddestiny]

Right, of course.

[selfhatred]

AT LEAST I'M NOT IN THE FUCKING NILE LIKE SOME PEOPLE.

[donutsanddestiny]

I'm not.

But that would be preferable to being you.

[selfhatred]

OOH LIKE THAT'S THE WORST INSULT I'VE EVER HEARD.

[donutsanddestiny]

I'm not going to waste my best stuff on a thirteen year old Gryffindor.

[selfhatred]

UH-HUH. AS IF YOU HAD ANY.

[donutsanddestiny]

You do realize your comebacks are far worse than my second-string material, don't you?

[selfhatred]

MAYBE BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO FUCKING WASTE MY TIME LISTENING TO YOU WALLOW IN YOUR SELF DENIAL.

[donutsanddestiny]

Then don't.

I mean, not that I'm in denial!

Just...

Go get a life.