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[selfhatred]

[Today, Hogwarts, you will find a list in your journals, written in familiar grey ink with caps.]
PEOPLE WHO NEED TO GET THEIR SHIT TOGETHER AND JUST HAVE SLOPPY MAKEOUTS ALREADY:
MAKA AND KID
PUCK AND LINK
ELLIS AND AMELIA
BILLY AND RAPUNZEL
MELVIN AND ROXANNE

SET ERIDAN UP WITH SOMEONE SO HE'LL LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE

ASKJADEOUT
NO WHAT THE FUCK AM I THINKING
NEVER
EVER
FUCK
[Someone seems to have forgotten that his journal is connected to everyone else's. That last one is also scribbled out several times over.]


[OOC: I have a permissions post if you'd rather not be replied to with angry grey caps.]

Comments

[status_is_not_quo]

What
What
WHAT.

How is that any of your business, kid?

[selfhatred]

HOW IS IT NOT?
ROMANCE IS MY FUCKING BUSINESS, DOUCHEMUFFIN.

[status_is_not_quo]

News flash: No, it's not. Real people aren't dolls that you can just mush their faces together and be like NOW KISS.

If romance is your business, then you're going to find yourself out of a job.

I'm actually a little more disturbed that you meant for this to be private.

[selfhatred]

NEWS FLASH: YOU'VE OBVIOUSLY NEVER MET ME.
PLEASE. I'VE BEEN STUDYING ROMANCE SINCE I WAS FUCKING SIX YEARS OLD. I'M OBVIOUSLY THE MOST KNOWLEDGEABLE AROUND HERE ON THE SUBJECT.

[status_is_not_quo]

Excuse you.
Meddling in the affairs of others is the practice of an uncultured, lonely mind.
And so is watching terrible movies, or whatever you count as "studying".