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[selfhatred]

[Today, Hogwarts, you will find a list in your journals, written in familiar grey ink with caps.]
PEOPLE WHO NEED TO GET THEIR SHIT TOGETHER AND JUST HAVE SLOPPY MAKEOUTS ALREADY:
MAKA AND KID
PUCK AND LINK
ELLIS AND AMELIA
BILLY AND RAPUNZEL
MELVIN AND ROXANNE

SET ERIDAN UP WITH SOMEONE SO HE'LL LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE

ASKJADEOUT
NO WHAT THE FUCK AM I THINKING
NEVER
EVER
FUCK
[Someone seems to have forgotten that his journal is connected to everyone else's. That last one is also scribbled out several times over.]


[OOC: I have a permissions post if you'd rather not be replied to with angry grey caps.]

Comments

[selfhatred]

I DIDN'T MEAN TO TELL ANYONE, TAVROS, I JUST HAPPENED TO USE A PIECE OF PAPER I FORGOT I TORE FROM MY JOURNAL.
OH. SO JUST BECAUSE KANAYA MEDDLES IN OTHER PEOPLE'S BUSINESS MEANS THAT IT LOOKS LIKE I'M DOING THE MEDDLING, IS THAT IT?

[adorabull]

oH, wELL i'M SORRY FOR THINKING, yOU DID IT ON PURPOSE,
i gUESS I SHOULD HAVE, aSKED, fIRST,
aND NO, nO, tHAT ISN'T WHAT, i MEANT,
sORRY,,,

[selfhatred]

IT'S NO BIG DEAL.
SO, YOU WANT SETTING UP TOO OR JUST AN APPOINTMENT WITH THE LOVE DOCTOR?

[adorabull]

uMMM,
nO BUT THAT'S A VERY NICE, oFFER,
tHANK YOU,