ONE ♋

[selfhatred]

[Today, Hogwarts, you will find a list in your journals, written in familiar grey ink with caps.]
PEOPLE WHO NEED TO GET THEIR SHIT TOGETHER AND JUST HAVE SLOPPY MAKEOUTS ALREADY:
MAKA AND KID
PUCK AND LINK
ELLIS AND AMELIA
BILLY AND RAPUNZEL
MELVIN AND ROXANNE

SET ERIDAN UP WITH SOMEONE SO HE'LL LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE

ASKJADEOUT
NO WHAT THE FUCK AM I THINKING
NEVER
EVER
FUCK
[Someone seems to have forgotten that his journal is connected to everyone else's. That last one is also scribbled out several times over.]


[OOC: I have a permissions post if you'd rather not be replied to with angry grey caps.]

Comments

[kid8dik]

[Okay, that more or less described when they exchanged gifts to a tee, but that didn't have to do with anything.]

Certainly.

But I am always nervous. It is only reasonable that I would feel that way around individuals as well. I don't see how that is relevant to your indecent suggestion.

[selfhatred]

NO NO NO.
AROUND INDIVIDUALS IS VALID BUT YOU'VE BEEN FRIENDS WITH MAKA FOR THREE YEARS.
OKAY SO SLOPPY MAKEOUTS DOESN'T HAVE TO HAPPEN, BUT YOU GUYS NEED TO GET A FUCKING CLUE.

[kid8dik]

Nonsense. Both of us are of perfectly sound mental capacity, there is no sort of clue to get.

[selfhatred]

JEEZ, YOU GUYS ARE AS STUBBORN AS EACH OTHER.
YOU'D BE PERFECT TOGETHER, IF NOT A LITTLE BITCHING HERE AND THERE.

1/2

[kid8dik]

Being equally stubborn is nice and balanced~

[kid8dik]

But that isn't an indication of potential...perfection together.

[After all, Maka was symmetrical, w-while Kid was still hideoooous trash.]

[selfhatred]

YEAH YEAH, I GET IT.