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[selfhatred]

[Today, Hogwarts, you will find a list in your journals, written in familiar grey ink with caps.]
PEOPLE WHO NEED TO GET THEIR SHIT TOGETHER AND JUST HAVE SLOPPY MAKEOUTS ALREADY:
MAKA AND KID
PUCK AND LINK
ELLIS AND AMELIA
BILLY AND RAPUNZEL
MELVIN AND ROXANNE

SET ERIDAN UP WITH SOMEONE SO HE'LL LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE

ASKJADEOUT
NO WHAT THE FUCK AM I THINKING
NEVER
EVER
FUCK
[Someone seems to have forgotten that his journal is connected to everyone else's. That last one is also scribbled out several times over.]


[OOC: I have a permissions post if you'd rather not be replied to with angry grey caps.]

Comments

[yerawwizarderi]

wwell do you think you could be about somethin like this
hypothetically speakin or maybe not so hypothetically

[mo_cara]

cOuLd Be WhAt AbOuT sOmEtHin LiKe WhAt?
ArE wE sTiLl TaLkInG aBoUt NoRmAl?
BeCaUsE i TrIeD tHaT aNd It DiDn'T wOrK sO mOtHeRfUcKiN aWeSoMe.
AlSo NiCoLsOn SaYs I'm BeNdY wHiCh I'm PrEtTy SuRe AiN't Up In ThE uSuAl ZoNe.

[yerawwizarderi]

wwhy are you listenin to her
wwhen has she evver dispensed wwith any kind a helpful advvice nevver thats fuckin wwhen

[mo_cara]

I dIdN't ThInK i WaS aLl NeEdInG aDvIcE oR aNyThInG?
i MeAn, I gUeSs It WoUlD bE eAsIeR iF i CoUlD bE aLl NoRmAl AnD jUsT lIkE bIrDs, BuT i DoN't ThInK nO aDvIcE iS gOnNa FiX tHaT.
aNyWaY, i ThInK i'D bE sAd To Be AlL pReJuDiCeD lIkE tHaT.

[yerawwizarderi]

wwhat wwhere did prejudice come into this
i wwasnt castin aspersions on her pedigree though i could fuckin do that all day im just sayin she dont know you like i do

[mo_cara]

Is PeDiGrEeS lIkE wHaT tHeM dOgS hAs?
CaUsE i DoN't ThInK sHe'S aLl BeInG a DoG, sHe'S kInDa PrEtTy AnD sHiT.
i GuEsS yOu Do KnOw Me Ok, ThOuGh, BrO.
:o)

[yerawwizarderi]

or like pureblood wwizards yeah but see i wwasnt evven makin a point about that
i could but i wwasnt
youre just
a little bit mixed up
wwell youre a fuckin mess but wwhatevver she says disregard it ok she wwouldnt fuckin knoww

[mo_cara]

YoU dOn'T tHiNk I'm AlL bEnDy?
CaUsE i SuRe FeEl ThAt WaY a LoT oF tImEs.
I tHoUgHt It WaS wAnTiNg To Be MaKiN oUt WiTh DuDeS wHaT mAdE a MoThErFuCkEr LiKe ThAt.

[yerawwizarderi]

wwhoa wwhat
wwwwhat wwhat wwhat
i think youre fuckin out a your mind and pretty much incapable a keepin your shit together
on account a you got a real problem
but i wwasnt makin any reference to uh orientations
thats wwhat that means
cause i been thinkin this wwhole time it had to do wwith you bein a complete fuckin oblivvious nonstop

[mo_cara]

Oh, HuH.
i GuEsS i WoUlD bE lEsS tHaT wAy, ToO, iF i CoUlD.
eXcEpT sOmEtImEs It SuRe As FuCk Is BeTtEr NoT tO sEe SoMe ShIt.

[yerawwizarderi]

wwhat
no it isnt
just cause you dont see it dont make it not real quit fuckin foolin

[mo_cara]

yEaH bUt If YoU dOn'T sEe It ThEn It AiN't AlL uP iN yOuR tHiNkPaN.

[yerawwizarderi]

just because youre seein it doesnt mean its fuckin there
wwhat kind a wwizard doesnt knoww somethin like that

[mo_cara]

Uh, WhAt?

[yerawwizarderi]

wwhat wwhat
wwhat you dont get that

[mo_cara]

I tHoUgHt We WeRe AlL tAlKiNg AbOuT nOt SeEiNg ShIt?

[yerawwizarderi]

wwe wwere but youre missing my fuckin points AGAIN

[mo_cara]

YeAh, I gUeSs I mOtHeRfUcKiN aM!

[yerawwizarderi]

wwell could you try understandin

[mo_cara]

dAmN, bRoThEr, I bEeN tRyInG.
mAyBe YoU bEtTeR sPlAiN tHaT sHiT aGaIn.

[yerawwizarderi]

i aint wwastin my time youre just goin to not follow and fail to get wwhat im drivvin at AGAIN

[mo_cara]

oH.
oK.