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[selfhatred]

[Today, Hogwarts, you will find a list in your journals, written in familiar grey ink with caps.]
PEOPLE WHO NEED TO GET THEIR SHIT TOGETHER AND JUST HAVE SLOPPY MAKEOUTS ALREADY:
MAKA AND KID
PUCK AND LINK
ELLIS AND AMELIA
BILLY AND RAPUNZEL
MELVIN AND ROXANNE

SET ERIDAN UP WITH SOMEONE SO HE'LL LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE

ASKJADEOUT
NO WHAT THE FUCK AM I THINKING
NEVER
EVER
FUCK
[Someone seems to have forgotten that his journal is connected to everyone else's. That last one is also scribbled out several times over.]


[OOC: I have a permissions post if you'd rather not be replied to with angry grey caps.]

Comments

[knifed]

You should not have so much interest in other people's romantic lives. It is disgusting.

[selfhatred]

SO HIKE YOUR PANTIES UP AND GET YOUR ASS OUT OF HERE.
NOBODY ASKED YOU, BITCH.

[knifed]

Oh, you are vulgar too - even more disgusting.

And I am not a bitch!

[selfhatred]

YOU KNOW WHAT'S DISGUSTING?
YOUR FUCKING STUPID BITCH ASS BEING ALL UP IN MY MOTHER FUCKING BUSINESS.
THAT VULGAR ENOUGH FOR YOU, DOUCHEMUFFIN?

[knifed]

What a pathetic excuse for a brat you are. If you think you bother me in the slightest, you are sorely mistaken. Disgusting.

[selfhatred]

AREN'T WE A POMPOUS ASININE DICKWARD.
GO SNIFF SOMEONE ELSE'S FUCKING NOOK IF YOU'RE GOING TO WHINE ABOUT IT LIKE THE BITCH YOU ARE.