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[selfhatred]

[Today, Hogwarts, you will find a list in your journals, written in familiar grey ink with caps.]
PEOPLE WHO NEED TO GET THEIR SHIT TOGETHER AND JUST HAVE SLOPPY MAKEOUTS ALREADY:
MAKA AND KID
PUCK AND LINK
ELLIS AND AMELIA
BILLY AND RAPUNZEL
MELVIN AND ROXANNE

SET ERIDAN UP WITH SOMEONE SO HE'LL LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE

ASKJADEOUT
NO WHAT THE FUCK AM I THINKING
NEVER
EVER
FUCK
[Someone seems to have forgotten that his journal is connected to everyone else's. That last one is also scribbled out several times over.]


[OOC: I have a permissions post if you'd rather not be replied to with angry grey caps.]

Comments

[mo_cara]

a BrOtHeR wAnTs SoMeOnE tO dO wHo WhAt WiTh ErIdAn NoW?
bEcAuSe I tHiNk HiS aSs Is LyInG dOwN aNd It'S mOtHeRfUcKiN rUdE tO GeT hIm Up FoR sLoPpY mAkEoUtS, yOu KnoW?

[selfhatred]

OF COURSE NOT RIGHT NOW, GAMZEE.
I STILL HAVEN'T DECIDED WHO I'M GOING TO ROPE INTO DATING HIS SORRY ASS YET.
IT'S A WORK IN PROGRESS.

[mo_cara]

i DuNnO
hIs AsS iS oK i ThInK.
lIkE iT's A pReTtY gOoD sHaPe AnD sHiT.

[selfhatred]

...WE AREN'T DISCUSSING ERIDAN'S ASS.

[mo_cara]

wE'rE nOt?
BuT iF sOmEoNe HaS tO dAtE a MoThErFuCkErS aSs, It ShOuLd PrObAbLy Be AlL gOoD fOr MaKiNg OuT wItH aNd ShIt, RiGhT?
mAn.
I nEvEr ThOuGhT aBoUt MaKiNg OuT wItH sOmEoNe'S bUm BeFoRe.
HoW tHe MoThErFuCk WoUlD tHaT eVeN wOrK?

THIS IS PROBABLY SOMEWHAT LATER BUT

[yerawwizarderi]

holy fuck gam youvve been checkin out my ass this entire time
i didnt realize you felt that wway about it
although its fuckin obvvious that its upright fantastic i mean that wwas nevver in doubt i just didnt knoww you had an eye for it

[mo_cara]

oH hElL nO bRoThEr.
I hAd To StArT oN hOmEwOrK aNd ShiT.
:o)

[yerawwizarderi]

but you aint disputin that at one point you wwere lookin at my ass

[mo_cara]

NaH, bRo, It'S rIgHt ThErE aNd We WeRe TaLkIn AbOuT iT.

[yerawwizarderi]

yeah gam i read im just expressin my surprise on account a the fact that i didnt think you took notice a things like that
wwhat wwith your distractions and all
but this is good im glad to see somethin approachin normal out a you particularly in this direction
it wwas good right

[mo_cara]

oH duDe I dOn'T tHiNk NoBoDy GoT iT aLl Up In ThEiR pAn ThAt I'm NoRmAl.
BuT i GuEsS iT wOuLd Be GoOd If I cOuLd Be, MaYbE.

[yerawwizarderi]

wwell do you think you could be about somethin like this
hypothetically speakin or maybe not so hypothetically

[mo_cara]

cOuLd Be WhAt AbOuT sOmEtHin LiKe WhAt?
ArE wE sTiLl TaLkInG aBoUt NoRmAl?
BeCaUsE i TrIeD tHaT aNd It DiDn'T wOrK sO mOtHeRfUcKiN aWeSoMe.
AlSo NiCoLsOn SaYs I'm BeNdY wHiCh I'm PrEtTy SuRe AiN't Up In ThE uSuAl ZoNe.

[yerawwizarderi]

wwhy are you listenin to her
wwhen has she evver dispensed wwith any kind a helpful advvice nevver thats fuckin wwhen

[mo_cara]

I dIdN't ThInK i WaS aLl NeEdInG aDvIcE oR aNyThInG?
i MeAn, I gUeSs It WoUlD bE eAsIeR iF i CoUlD bE aLl NoRmAl AnD jUsT lIkE bIrDs, BuT i DoN't ThInK nO aDvIcE iS gOnNa FiX tHaT.
aNyWaY, i ThInK i'D bE sAd To Be AlL pReJuDiCeD lIkE tHaT.

[yerawwizarderi]

wwhat wwhere did prejudice come into this
i wwasnt castin aspersions on her pedigree though i could fuckin do that all day im just sayin she dont know you like i do

[mo_cara]

Is PeDiGrEeS lIkE wHaT tHeM dOgS hAs?
CaUsE i DoN't ThInK sHe'S aLl BeInG a DoG, sHe'S kInDa PrEtTy AnD sHiT.
i GuEsS yOu Do KnOw Me Ok, ThOuGh, BrO.
:o)

[yerawwizarderi]

or like pureblood wwizards yeah but see i wwasnt evven makin a point about that
i could but i wwasnt
youre just
a little bit mixed up
wwell youre a fuckin mess but wwhatevver she says disregard it ok she wwouldnt fuckin knoww

[mo_cara]

YoU dOn'T tHiNk I'm AlL bEnDy?
CaUsE i SuRe FeEl ThAt WaY a LoT oF tImEs.
I tHoUgHt It WaS wAnTiNg To Be MaKiN oUt WiTh DuDeS wHaT mAdE a MoThErFuCkEr LiKe ThAt.

[yerawwizarderi]

wwhoa wwhat
wwwwhat wwhat wwhat
i think youre fuckin out a your mind and pretty much incapable a keepin your shit together
on account a you got a real problem
but i wwasnt makin any reference to uh orientations
thats wwhat that means
cause i been thinkin this wwhole time it had to do wwith you bein a complete fuckin oblivvious nonstop

[mo_cara]

Oh, HuH.
i GuEsS i WoUlD bE lEsS tHaT wAy, ToO, iF i CoUlD.
eXcEpT sOmEtImEs It SuRe As FuCk Is BeTtEr NoT tO sEe SoMe ShIt.

[yerawwizarderi]

wwhat
no it isnt
just cause you dont see it dont make it not real quit fuckin foolin

[mo_cara]

yEaH bUt If YoU dOn'T sEe It ThEn It AiN't AlL uP iN yOuR tHiNkPaN.

[yerawwizarderi]

just because youre seein it doesnt mean its fuckin there
wwhat kind a wwizard doesnt knoww somethin like that

[mo_cara]

Uh, WhAt?