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I'M A TEENAGER TODAY!!

STATS FOR AGE 13:
+ 5 Strength
+ 4 Agility
+ 1 Charisma
+ 0 Intelligence
- 3 Wisdom

So now that I'm in the teen zone, all you guys who are already there need to start spilling the deets. Do we get a special card? A secret handshake? Tell me everything. Every time I've asked Jake about being a teenager, he just said a bunch of stuff about hair and bad smells and feelings, but I'm like 99% sure he only said that to keep from spoiling the surprise.

Speaking of Jake, he'll be here on Sunday for the family day thing! If you haven't met him, you should, since he's the best bro in the universe.

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Do any of you guys know what these strings mean? Because I followed the one attached to me for a while, and it ended about a foot from... someone.

And no matter where she walked, it was always like a foot away.

I've got this really bad feeling abou It's like there's this big weight in my ches I'm really confused.

[ooc: Strike-throughs are easily hackable, especially for really emotionally-intuitive characters.]
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2nd Glitch (posted around midnight)

[The following is written in Russian and there are inkblots all over the page. Anybody in Gryffindor tower would have heard howling and snarling and general explosions coming from the 2nd year boy's dorm.]

The nightmares are back.

[and then in English]

I need a new pillow. Or two.




[ooc: Action tags are also welcome since he's still in the 2nd year boy's dorm.]

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Okay, guys, it's important for everyone to stay calm. I've got some super serious news here. So, try to find your zen zone and we can all just -

AAAAAAA HOLY CRUD THERE'S EVEN MORE OF THEM!

We might have a snow golem invasion on our hands! Oh man, there's this supremely creepy old dude who lives a few towns away from me who is always trying to get minty fresh with the young witches in the area. He specializes in ice magic! Do you guys think he might be lurking around the castle?!

Ladies of Hogwarts, if you see a gross old man who isn't one of our teachers, let me know and I will gladly protect you!

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If I'm late pointing this out, it's only because I was so shocked.

Some of you, and I'm sure you know who, should be ashamed of yourselves.

And that's all I have to say about that.

Now, can anyone recommend some good books to me?

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[personal profile] selfhatred2012-01-06 08:44 am

ONE ♋

[Today, Hogwarts, you will find a list in your journals, written in familiar grey ink with caps.]
PEOPLE WHO NEED TO GET THEIR SHIT TOGETHER AND JUST HAVE SLOPPY MAKEOUTS ALREADY:
MAKA AND KID
PUCK AND LINK
ELLIS AND AMELIA
BILLY AND RAPUNZEL
MELVIN AND ROXANNE

SET ERIDAN UP WITH SOMEONE SO HE'LL LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE

ASKJADEOUT
NO WHAT THE FUCK AM I THINKING
NEVER
EVER
FUCK

[Someone seems to have forgotten that his journal is connected to everyone else's. That last one is also scribbled out several times over.]


[OOC: I have a permissions post if you'd rather not be replied to with angry grey caps.]