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Listen up, Slytherins.

I don't care if your parents are wizards or muggles or chimps or whatever. I care about the game next weekend, and I care about bringing it so hard Ravenclaw cries. On my team, we judge you on your badassness, not who your parents are. So you guys can either not be dicks or you can not play.

I want you on the pitch right after dinner.

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Blunt, but...

It is good to see an attitude like that coming from the Slytherin quidditch captain.

5 points for setting a good example.

[He can't even remember the last time he earned points outside of a Quidditch game...]

Really? Thanks, Professor.

8laaaaaaaah.
You're a slave driver!

Get over it.

8uuuuuuuut if we win this game..........

When. And what?

WHEN. Right.
Won't that put us in the lead?

Yeah, obviously.

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You guys better make them cry.

It's not even a question.

What a rousing speech.

Is it turning you on?

No, but I could go for a little bludgerball and then maybe we can talk.

Didn't you pay attention? I have practice with the team.

All week?

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4/4 and done

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doot doot one mad icon forever.

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Oh DuDe Ok BuT i'M pAnTs On A mOtHeRfUcKiN bRoOm.

Mostly talking to the team, Gamzee.

bUt I dOn'T wAnT tO bE a DiCk.
ThAt ShIt Is ThOrOuGhLy In ThE bUlLsHiT zOnE.

You can not be a dick and not play.

ShIt ReAlLy?
ThAt'S gOoD bEcAuSe I wAnT tO sEe Us MoThErFuCkIn SlAuGhTeR rAvEnClAw.
I'm PrEtTy SuRe We CoUlDn'T dO tHaT iF i WaS pLaYiNg. :o(

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Right-o, that is the spirit. And I don't think Vati is a chimp, but I would not be surprised.

Either way, you'll kick ass.

Are you doing alright?

[Translation: I know being a muggle-raised Slytherin is hard, and I'll punch people if you want.]

[Hurr, Puck, she gets that implication.]

...Er, I'm the same as always. I really really really wish that prat hadn't gotten a journal. As if he's not enough of an arse without having to read his rubbish too.

I took a dump on his bed. It should shut him up for as long as he takes to clean it. I don't know how good he is at Charms.

I heard alllll about the having-a-bit-of-a-poo-on-his-bed escapade. If anyone deserves to have their bed turned into a lavatory, it is him.

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