Wizard CraigsList

Sent away for two pairs of boxing gloves. Not fond of waiting. Anyone here happen to own a pair and have them on hand?

For purchase, lease, or to borrow.

☼001

Hello, my name is Cassie Ainsworth and if you're reading this I'm already dead.












Wow! Just joking, but I totally had you fooled for a bit, didn't I?

Oh... maybe it's too soon for jokes, but we're all fine now, right? Everyone had their epiphanies, and we all learned what we had to learn about ourselves.


Is anybody staying for holiday? It must be sad to be alone, especially the New Year. Almost like an omen or something. All by yourself, when you could be celebrating the beauty and potential that is to come.

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I don't know about the rest of the inhabitants of this castle, but I didn't enjoy that trip down memory lane. For those who we lucky enough to stay normal and assisted those is need around, it was appreciated. Mr. Odinson, I'll be giving Gryffindor ten points by the way.

If anyone calls me Lutessa, expect detention, and if you're a staff member you are free to take a long walk of a short pier.
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Number 70.

Whoever said taking two girls on a date was a great idea doesn't know what they're talking about. There was nothing great about it. I'm just waiting for this whole day to be over.

Amber, is this string your way of getting my attention?
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I think you're all being ridiculous, not to mention overreacting and making a big deal over nothing. It makes all of you look pathetic.

14 things that are horribly wrong with my life

[shabbily filtered away from teachers]
Mouths are puckering, boy entrancers are fluttering, and luuuuurve is in the air!

To get to the short and the short of it, as a public service Cas and I have decided to host a SNOGGING PARTY. It is this thing where you show up, grab a number and get snogging! Don't have a snoggee? WELL, you could prepare for a life all aloney on your owney and become a Buddhist monk, or if you look naff in orange you could meet one there! It will be fabby and marvy and also double cool with knobs on.

And because we know that some of you spend all of your days doing daft things like Arithmancy homework and have never used your gobs for anything other than shoveling food in them, we have provided a scale for you to research beforehand:

SNOGGING SCALE )

It will be on the 10th, but not NUMBER 10, if you catch my drift (and I think you do). Be there if you don't want to be as lonely as an elk.

2nd Apple ❦

Guess who's back on the team, sugahs. That's right. This gal. I'm back in the saddle an' boy does it feel good.

Anyway, I don't get what the whole fuss is about Valentine's Day. Sure seems pretty legit if y'all're into that kinda thing but I guess I don't have no worries about it. Lovey dovey and frou-frou things ain't my style.

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tHE LIZARDS, aRE GONE AND i REALLY MISS THEM RIGHT NOW, bECAUSE THEY WERE REALLY FUN TO TALK TO,
aND THEY WERE REALLY GOOD LISTENERS, aND NOW i HAVE NO ONE TO TALK TO,
tHAT WON'T JUDGE ME, aND i REALLY COULD, uH, uSE A LIZARD RIGHT NOW,
bECAUSE NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME, lIKE THEM,

wHY DID THEY HAVE TO GO,

aLSO WHY DO, bAD THINGS LIKE TO, uHHH, hAPPEN TO ME SO MUCH,

❀13

I'm so excited for the Quidditch game! I can't wait to see how the teams play... I really love being an announcer for the matches.

I can't believe it's almost the end of January, though... It seems like this year is already going by so fast. Or is it just me?
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[So, Cassie was bored during class, and scribbled this list in her journal to pass the time. Feel free to add to it, comment on it, etc.]

Things to do with Crested Gecko's Tiny Dragons

1. link them and wear them as a necklace.
2. use them to accent a hat.
3. use them as bookmarks, if you don't close the book
4. shoe warmers
5. wear them in your hair like a flower
6. tell them all your secrets

One.

I think everyone is taking this lizard fiasco too seriously. They aren't harmful in any way, and they have their uses.

This is drawn at the bottom of her entry... )

[03]

Alright, ew.

There's a lizard stuck in the hollow of my guitar. And I can't get it out. I don't even know how he got in there in the first place! It doesn't look like it would even be able to fit inbetween the strings to get in there.

And then there's the fact I have to wash everything I own now, because I'm not all that comfortable wearing things that lizards have crawled all over. So can someone hurry up and deal with this, please?

I'd definitely appreciate it.
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[personal profile] kid8dik2012-01-25 10:55 pm

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I find the need to apologize to my fellow Ravenclaws for the loss in points. As a prefect, it was irresponsible, and I assure my housemates that it won't occur again.


And I hope that no one allows their pet to come in contact with Yong Soo in the future, the number of lizards in the Ravenclaw Commonroom is obscene.

♥ 4.

Ew ew ew! There are lizards all over my bed! I can't sleep in this! I don't even want to touch them to get rid of them! Whoever did this is going to be in so much trouble!
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[personal profile] concern2012-01-25 01:47 am

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It's not that I'm adverse to lizards, it's just...not a pleasant surprise to see one swimming around in my inkwell. Not to mention in my sheets and bag and shoes and practically everywhere else.

Twilight, I doubt any of these are your actual lizard, but do I need to keep them heated anyway? I don't have a tank or anything, but I'm sure I could find a charm to keep them warm! Just to be on the safe side...

Also, does anyone mind letting me borrow their copy of A Guide to Advanced Transfiguration? At least until I can get the ink stains out of mine. I think the inkwell lizard went a bit wild on several of the pages.

First Case.

There's no better way to start a weekend than with a bit of good news. I have been promoted to head of the Janus Thickey Ward at St. Mungo's. It's an honor to be recognized for my contributions to the field of psychiatric care. My promotion will go into effect in the summer. However, this does not mean I will be resigning from Hogwarts. I will be splitting my time evenly between the two. You will not be seeing any less of me.
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Number 69.

It's not really required to sleep in the dorms, is it? I mean, if I camped out in the common room, that's still within the rules, right?

♥ 2.

I understand everyone is still on about this blood thing, and I know it's really hard for some of you to accept that Purebloods are way better than anyone else, but we're forgetting one thing:

Those Death Eaters had horrible fashion sense. All black was so 17th Century. If I'm going to side with anyone, they need to work on a uniform that says "Look at me. I look good, so what I have to say has to be right".

7 Cups of Tea

As wonderful as Christmas break was, I have to say it's even better to be back at the castle! I missed all of you very much. Zuko and I went on a small trip this year; I wanted to get his mind off of a few... events, and going away seemed to be the best way to do so! I think he had fun, even if he wouldn't say so.

I hope you all had a nice Christmas! And I really hope you all enjoy chocolate, because I think I bought enough of Honeydukes to own half a share of the shop! Don't eat it all at once, of course. But I'm sure you don't need me to tell you that, and who am I to rob you of a stomach ache for over indulging? It's something you should learn on your own, I should think.