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[latulamatata]

Ok4y, kudos for th3 pr4nk 4nd your p4t13nc3 4t br1ng1ng m3 to Puff's common room, k1ds.
1 4dm1t 1 w4s surpr1s3d how you guys l3ft m3 3x4ctly wh3r3 us3d to b3 my b3d 1n my young3r y34rs wh3n 1 w4s 4 stud3nt. BUT! Th4t do3sn't m34n 1 w4nt you to b3 l4t3 to my cl4ss.

1 th1nk 1'm 4 pr3tty cool t34ch3r, you know? 1f 1t w4s 4ny of th3 oth3r prof3ssors, th3y would prob4bly r3mov3 h4lf of your hous3 po1nts 4nd m4yb3 m4k3 you l1ck th3 floor. 3w! But you'r3 lucky 1'm not th4t k1nd.
But 1 don't w4nt you to m1ss my cl4ss3s 4g41n, und3rstood? 1 w1ll st4y on th3 grounds 1f 4nyon3 w4nts 4dv4nc3d cl4ss3s for 4 wh1l3.

M34nwh1l3, 1 would 4ppr3c14t3 to know why w4sn't 1 1nform3d 4bout th3 r34son to why 4r3 th3r3 so m4ny... 4dults 1n th1s school? 1 don't r3m3mb3r b31ng 1nform3d 4bout 4ny k1nd of p4rty w1th old stud3nts! 1 w4nt3d to b3 1nv1t3d too, m4n. 1'm compl3t3ly outr4g3d!

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[givesyouaboner]

Judging by the date on this calender beside me, I'm assuming this is some sort of temporary time shenanigan. Of course, this isn't to discredit more recent memories.
There is just really is no other explanation I can think of, as realistically speaking I shouldn't have woken up in my old dorm bed without reason.
Regardless, this is serving as a prime opportunity to catch up with everyone. I'm afraid my research has caused me to fall out of contact with many people.
If anyone is interested, I'd like to get a drink or two at the Three Broomsticks. It'd be on me.