First Case.

[doctor_is_in]

There's no better way to start a weekend than with a bit of good news. I have been promoted to head of the Janus Thickey Ward at St. Mungo's. It's an honor to be recognized for my contributions to the field of psychiatric care. My promotion will go into effect in the summer. However, this does not mean I will be resigning from Hogwarts. I will be splitting my time evenly between the two. You will not be seeing any less of me.

✍ Fourth Letter

[fuckilovebooks]

Has anyone seen a crested gecko? He's about six inches long, and he's purple. Well, they're normally orange but he got into a little accident when he was a baby. He answers to Spike. That is, if he answers at all. I mean, he doesn't really come when you call him, but he usually perks his head up when I call his name.

Reptiles are cold-blooded, so I'm worried about him wandering around the castle by himself when it's so cold out. He might have gotten lost somewhere and not had enough body heat to get back. If it gets too cold they'll just shut down and hibernate, but his tank is always toasty so his body wouldn't be prepared for that. If I don't find him soon he could starve to death!

Note 6

[styxiedust]

Right, well, this has been an exciting month. But maybe we've all been a bit wound up by Quidditch and pretentious fun-killers, yeah? Let's talk about other things, like favourite spells to use, books we've read recently...

You know, let's try to pretend we're normal.